Chris Dimoff

Stagehand, Cosplayer, Photographer, Butler to Cats, world traveler, introvert, cis white male hetero-romantic grey asexual, imposter syndrome sufferer

[Chris Dimoff @chris_dimoff]

@s8nstan Based

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@megansophie2020 Gift of the Magi?

[🌈Megan/🌈Sophie2024 @megansophie2024]

I loled

[Zack Davisson - Previously Notable @ZackDavisson]

All of it.

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@s8nstan 3. Classic

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@angryseattle 4th of July through SeaFair is my least favorite time.

[Charles Mudede @mudede]

UPDATE @TheStranger: 'On Thursday afternoon the Seattle Times announced David Volodzko is no longer with the company. Upon hearing the news, Charles Mudede said, "I'm dying."' https://t.co/N9BDLuKrrA

[The Stranger 🗞 @TheStranger]

Background: https://t.co/GHqdpXPAcJ

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@ZackDavisson @eBay Not cool

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@KirstySedgman @megansophie2020 Obscene

[Kirsty Sedgman @KirstySedgman]

we’re going to need a bigger orca

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

If @MayorofSeattle promised to lock up people shooting off fireworks for at least a year he would get re-elected for life.

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

People shooting off fireworks this week automatically get a bill for all the time and money spent to bring pets back from the brink and calm them down.

You thought fireworks were expensive? Try an hour of a pet therapist and a giant bag of CBD treats.

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@superfanpr @ZackDavisson @yukoart There’s a print worth having

[Angry Seattle @angryseattle]

This July 4th I’m rounding up all the pets that are scared of fireworks, creating an animal army, finding everyone setting off fireworks, and having the army scratch and bite like there’s no tomorrow.

Seriously, fuck off with the fireworks.