Breaking: After two seasons playing for his hometown Raiders, Marshawn Lynch is not planning to play football again, league sources tell @AdamSchefter.
*In 2038*
βThe Patriots are 1-2. Brady is 61 and only has one leg. Gronk retired to play beer pong. Belichick is 86 and canβt remember how to wear pants. The dynasty is over.β
*They win 6 straight*
βThe Pats are headed for their 29th straight AFC East title. We never learn.β