Christopher Grellner

Follow me at your own risk as I’m not the best with directions.

[WHS Advocate @WHSAdvocate]

Congrats to Olivia and Sophie for winning All-Missouri Awards for a feature and news story. This is a first for both of these returning staff members

[Nathan Breckenkamp @natebreck]

My biggest goal in life is to be the daddiest dad to ever dad

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

@natebreck I hate to break it to you but even if you had more time with @Smith_15_M he still wouldn't say hi.

[Nathan Breckenkamp @natebreck]

100 retweets and @Smith_15_M will finally say hi to me. Please help I need this

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

@TheEllenShow Meet Stephanie Lindemann, VIP ticket holder on February 13th.

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

@Smith_15_M

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

Happy birthday to this tourist, who stumbled across this stunning landmark. @oliviarobinson0

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

Me if I see another dab on KNL.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

How to find Kentucky on the map. Merica.

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

Mom:*Plays basketball once.*

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

@shelbaby2324 @AndrewRott There's a difference between just wearing clothes and making it look good. You killed it.

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

The people at the Cardinals game are getting the deal of a lifetime. 2 games for the price of 1.

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

@k_ann_robinson Definitely

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

@MaxwellHansmann Hush, you Stupid E.

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

Happy B-Day @MichaelKleekamp. Occasionally you say something funny or get ladies. Maybe age 17 will be better.

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

Brother: [Looking at his poison ivy] Look at it, it looks hideous. Me: Well, it matches the rest of you. #roastedlikeamarshmallow

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

My roommate asked why I carry a gun at home. I said,”Decpticons.” We laughed, the toaster laughed. I shot the toaster. Good times. Merica.

[Brandon the Cow @Brampersandon_]

CUTE GIRL I LIKE: I'm gonna hang up

ME TRYING TO FLIRT: No you hang up

[Andy Rott @AndrewRott]

Some people have fingernails, but I have dingernails #9innings @chris_grell

[Christopher Grellner @chris_grell]

@haleyherbst10 true dat