chris heberer the first

aspiring professional whistler. random fact enthusiast. hashbrown on BEC advocate.

[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

I have a lot of questions. Like just in general. Some have been answered. Some are wonders of the world. Nevertheless, I'll be posting them on this thread*

[Memes @PardonMyMeme]

Put this up there with the Sam Darnold take

[Holderness & Bourne @hbgolfusa]

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[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

@Plant_Based_MT You've only pooped 3 times since age 6???

[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

I cannot stop listening to the new @MumfordAndSons album. Every song is perfectly crafted

[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

@WorldWideWob @SorareNBA ChrisHeberer

Let's Go Knicks!!

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

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[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Gambling Bunny. Retweet or you’ll have bad gambling luck all season

[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

What the fuck is going on with Noah Cyrus' Apple Music page?

[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

@MikeyNooodz I'm a loyal guy when it comes to scents. If we're throwing it back then it goes way back to Adidas Moves, Hugo Green & Abercrombie 😂

[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

@ragsmeatpizza Yup

[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

I really think that at this point we might as well just have Trump, Biden & RFK all compete in the Presidential Physical Fitness Award to see who should be president

[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

I can finally watch Wheel of Fortune after June 7th. No more changing the channel immediately after Jeopardy!

[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

@BarstoolBigCat This is a travistey

[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

Put in Darnold

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@TroyHasEbola Reminds me of Taserface

[Isles Territory @IslesTerritory]

#NHLAllStarVote BO HORVAT
#NHLAllStarVote NOAH DOBSON

[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

@shirtsthtgohard A troubling of goldfish

[chris heberer the first @chris_heberer]

As the weather gets colder, and we head towards a new year. Let's not forget about all that we learned in 2023. Like if you're getting a breakfast sandwich & you happen to identify as an adult (on most days), then you better get a hash brown on your FUCKING breakfast sandwich.

[New York Jets @nyjets]

We agree, so RT to #ProBowlVote!

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