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His father Whata must be well chuffed

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Completing an Academy contract hat-trick 😇

Midfielder Walter Nutter has signed his first pro deal 🤝

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@SouthamptonFC

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Deliveroo taking pocket money to the next level

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@abdimuhammadali didn’t ask g

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no

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@ellqjenkins @brokeangeI I’m that bitch

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@Fender @ToastyNihilist whomf

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I miss simpler times when you could fix broken things with ramen noodles

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who’s this old dude I keep on seeing on the timeline and where’s his fucking neck

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@MayaYoshida3 @SouthamptonFC :(

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@jasboorman https://t.co/8fXhJQCarU this might help

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@lookimbrown Don’t know what you mean chief

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@TheDanJames

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@SouthamptonFC Praise the fucking lord and all above Yoshida is back

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yo @justcause

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Defo something you’d see on an iPad’s camera roll in John Lewis

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Do you ever tap through Instagram stories and accidentally vote in a poll and it goes for the option that makes you look like a twat