Chris Lazenby

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@PHarnett24 @HitmanHatton Look like a couple of bingo callers from Butlins

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@NUFC Shithole.

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@craig_duff34 @liam_mcroy @NUFC @YCabayeofficiel He’s already DM’d me. Going to meet him in Spoons with Sandro.

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@JackoSav @liam_mcroy *electric. Don’t kill the planet John.

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@liam_mcroy @craig_duff34 @AdamP1242 I reckon we’d make a dangerous tag team. All those YouTube nonce’s wouldn’t stand a chance.

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@liam_mcroy @YCabayeofficiel @NUFC Leave him alone

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I’m going to beat Sir Mo’s record in less than two weeks at the GNR and try and raise a few quid for #StOswalds in the process. Appreciate any sponsors anyone can throw their way! https://t.co/BQbytUIPPV

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@PhilThompy @My_Metro @arrivanortheast @StagecoachNE @gonortheast @Great_Run Have you got one? I got this message…

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@liam_mcroy Neymar

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@NE5westend ‘Kieron Trippier, over the wall’ @craig_duff34

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@PhilThompy @NoContextHumans Haha. I can still taste it. Did Sheldon dry his money out in a microwave that night!

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@craig_duff34 is that me and you on that, 24 seconds in? I remember the Hatem wizardry and Yocabs dreamboat like. Shame Suarez equalised.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

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For more memorable moments at Anfield 👇

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@liam_mcroy She takes her kit off at the end and gets fingered by a sausage, which is actually Glenn Hoddle. Better than the X Factor though.

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@DaveCourtley Haha. Can’t beat this classic though...

Charlie Austin Interview PARKLIFE https://t.co/T5S2dKlaBQ via @YouTube

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@mbizzle87 @Huddz8 Him and David Nugent, future England stars.

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@PHarnett24 That’s just your forehead

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@mbizzle87 @JackoSav @carltyers @tom_fothergill @craig_duff34 @DaveCourtley It is available for hire if interested #unwashed

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@ArgosHelpers Followed, thanks!

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@GeorgeCaulkin He’s made you lot look like a right set of idiots with his 86th minute equaliser against League 2 Newport.