Chris Morrison

Allergic to peanut butter and fly to Pittsburgh on my private plane every week

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

So I found a motorcycle today on Craigslist and texted him for pictures of it and he sends pictures of his girlfriend

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@Ash3ik Thank you kind friend🤪

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

Gotta do what you gotta do

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@moritorrison Sorry no can do

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@moritorrison

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@moritorrison Can’t wait to be back

[Nathan Andert @NattyNate42]

New drink idea: The tidal bomb

Drop a tide pods in your beer and finish it before the pod disolves.

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@carsonalllen I made this one and it was like $30

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@carsonalllen You can make one from a ten gallon fish tank really cheap and easy. What’re you getting

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@hannagraceburns What about zip tie it back on

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@hannagraceburns Rip it off

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@DylanHowell983 @MadelynAllen3 This look familiar hbd

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@shelbybuckk @jonathanearly @julybby_ Hahahahah

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@julybby_ 10/10 highly recommend the drive to Jax

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@Matt_Early97 Oh shoot

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

@haleigh_berray P-a-r-t-h

[Chris Morrison @chris_morrisonn]

Hey @ATT Your WiFi sucks