Chris Petroff

Cisco CCIE R&S, WiFi/Mobility Architect, budding amateur astronomer, inactive chess player, judoka, and kite flyer, active father and IT professional!

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

@ElieNYC And on a venn diagram, there is significant overlap with people who think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

Thank you @TeslaCharging team! Clayton SC back up in time for my planned travel in the area. Working as well as ever!

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

@TeslaCharging team, the US Clayton SC has been down for several days. Any idea when it might be back online? It is very key to that region. #Tesla #TeslaCharging #SuperCharger

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

@tiff4mahogany I am sure this reads much better in the original Russian.

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

Looking forward to using Starship to transport cats to/from Moon and Mars.🤣 Congrats on FT4 success!! @SpaceX @elonmusk

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

@MuskUniverse420 Took you long enough.

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

Hey @Hertz and @Tesla, the M3 rental experience is much, much better with adding the car to my phone app and using phone key! Minor nits, can only add to one phone app (minor issue with multiple drivers) and no premium connectivity. Oh well! ;)

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

@RonFilipkowski A great irony.

[Flying Dutch Fella 🇺🇦🇳🇱🇪🇺 🇬🇪🇨🇦🇬🇱 @FlyingDutchPall]

⚡ BREAKING Moon considers breaking millions of years of neutrality and considers joining NATO, after alledged "Luna-25" kamikaze space drone attack.

"We can't live in peace while russia keeps crashing its junk on our craters" the moon federation iterated.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

I'm tired of being told that the reasonable people have to respect the feelings of the rabid assholes who keep telling us "fuck your feelings."

I'm tired of being told we have to appease these MAGA morons who treat kindness as weakness and love to kick us when we're down.

I'm tired of people trying to say "both sides are at fault," when clearly the side that's denying women bodily autonomy and trying to erase LGBTQ lives are the fucking monsters here.

I'm tired of watching an ENTIRE party of adults allow a spoiled brat rich guy do whatever he wants and make ridiculous excuses for him when they know he's shit because he controls 30% of a rabid base.

I'm tired of being held politically hostage to people who think ONLY straight, White, Christian lives matter, and try to force their beliefs on everyone.

I'm tired of politicians who get elected as Democrats, by Democrats who expect their needs to be addressed, but then they switch parties after being elected: Surprise, suckers!

I'm tired of insanely gerrymandered districts where the politicians get to pick their voters, instead of the other way around. That's bullshit.

I'm tired of major issues like gun control and immigration constantly being kicked down the road and used as political wedge issues for generations, never being resolved.

I'm tired of watching us all become desensitized to mass shootings because they happen so often now, but it's ONLY an ongoing problem in America, despite a majority of people favoring gun control.

I'm tired of people who have the luxury of saying, "oh, I don't pay attention to politics," and then they don't vote and allow the WORST people to be elected.

I'm tired of being sick and tired.
I AM EXHAUSTED.

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

@elonmusk this seems like a scam.

https://t.co/eheW1jSwhY

#SomeoneImpersonatingElon #BitcoinScam

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

Hello @puretesla. I've tried many times/ways to contact you about my SSD Extreme HW failure. Your support chat and request form are broken, no response on Twitter or email. Without support, I can't order or recommend products from #puretesla #support #fail

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

@lowes Yes, it is just $.10, but it is still wrong. The amount is not the point. The point is the principal of the thing. I can't stop thinking about it, and I will remember the next time I have a choice between #lowes and another retailer.

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

@lowes we need to talk. Today I was charged $.10 as a price difference for an exchange. To be clear, I was exchanging an item I bought 5 days ago, which had missing parts, for a complete item, and was charged .10$ for the privilege of being allowed to exchange the item. #lowes

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

@lowes So in summary, I was not repurchasing the item - yet I was charged for a "price difference". The should not have been a price difference. This was an exchange fee.

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

No tweets? WTH #twitter. I have been here for like 15 years. What have you done now!?

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

@samuel_clements Yo Samuel! I didn't see you in the events app or I might have kept an eye out for ya. Hope your doing well man.

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

@CiscoLive Just a thought... how about once you have attended 10 or more #CiscoLive's, you get #NetVet status in perpetuity. :) 15 even. A NetVetEmeritus perhaps?😃

[Chris Petroff @chris_petroff]

Greetings to @puretesla. I have attempted to contact support concerning my SSD Extreme HW failure. You online chat seems to be inoperative. #puretesla

[FBI Denver @FBIDenver]

Avoid using free charging stations in airports, hotels or shopping centers. Bad actors have figured out ways to use public USB ports to introduce malware and monitoring software onto devices. Carry your own charger and USB cord and use an electrical outlet instead.