Christopher Piercey

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

They say you should follow your dreams so I guess I need to find a fairly tall woman with freckles and green eyes

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

@sarahbeetea How much would you charge for a brown, tan, green and black one? Basically camouflage

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

@oslo919 @pandachill_ @DailyLoud I'll see your bait and raise you an edgy meme

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

oh my god

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

When @dreamwakect isn't on touchtunes I get a little sad

[🇬🇧 @BProudPatriot]

Halloween 🎃

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

7 hours down, 3 to go. This 3rd shift nonsense is for the birds

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

A fella at the gym today told me that he liked my moustache

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

I miss my beard so much

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

Can't wait til November so I can grow a mustache tbh

[MJ @morganisawizard]

i’m currently trying to get out of one of the most toxic relationships i’ve ever been in. i’ve had enough. they demand to oversee all my finances. they tried to isolate me from my friends and family for years. the gaslighting is constant and unbearable. listen feds, we’re over.

[Alex Blechman @AlexBlechman]

H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu

Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

I went inside for another drink and found my drink drank, my cigarettes mostly gone and my matches spent. Fuckin grand, Meriden. Keep it up

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

@salant Purgatory by Tyler Childers, my favorite album of his

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

If you’re bitching about no mask mandates on your upcoming flight, don’t go. Stay home. Be afraid. Live life in your basement. People get elected like that.

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

@piresjeremy I live for surprise tiddies ngl

[Jesus Christ @jesus]

Y’all know what day it is. See you in a few

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

@salant She looks a lot like my cat

[Christopher Piercey @chris_piercey]

I'm gonna put crabs on my nipples and pour a bottle of vodka on my chest, call that shit crab sauced