Chris

Walmart Second Shift Employee of the Month November 1999, one time The Office trivia champion, Unelected Mayor

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Love Them Or Hate Them, The Houston Astros Are The Best Organization In Baseball https://t.co/Q0q3Kfxar7

[Adam Clanton @adamclanton]

Good morning to…Houston, Texas only. This incredible team will be talked about to our grandchildren like folklore. What an absolute monster of an organization. It should make every @astros fan proud to know how sick with jealousy the haters are today.😏#LevelUp #WorldSeries 🤘🏼🔥

[Yulieski Gurriel @el_yuly10]

Pitching. Offense. Defense. Lockdown bullpen. That’s WHY we win. Period. So now 🤫

[Bill O'Zimmerman @The_Reliant]

I’ve long defended the Astros against allegations that they used buzzers to tip pitches, but looking at this impression of Chas McCormick’s catch, I’m pretty diassapointed in what I may have found.

[Chris @chris_salley]

@RWileyUH @Piker73 @BtKocian I wonder how…

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

The @astros starting pitchers have a 0.69 ERA in the ALCS 🤯

[Chris @chris_salley]

@Mr_Hollywood_Tx Thank god the Bayou Bucket was preserved am I right @NDKalu ?

[Chris @chris_salley]

@burnsthethird @MorganEnsberg @CopierCollin @blummer27 I got that Ensberg jersey with the WS patch on it, it was fun to watch when he had it going

[Chris @chris_salley]

@RichOToole Delete your account

[Evan Gattis @BulldogBeing]

@RyanLostinTX @BarrettTomek

[Chris @chris_salley]

@Joseph_Duarte You know it was a shit call because they didn’t replay it on the Jumbotron in the Alamodome

[Chris @chris_salley]

@LaurenMurphyMMA Cant wait to see that

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Someone pls come get this reporter

[Chris @chris_salley]

It’s wild all these women on these dating apps, with 47 filters on their pics, talking about they want transparency 🤔

[Chris @chris_salley]

@zarnnj @AmnaEsq @laisgargaro

[Chris @chris_salley]

@imisscorrea Do better

[Chris @chris_salley]

@2020istrash2020 Gay

[Chris @chris_salley]

@2020istrash2020 This picture looks like the last pre monkeypox pic

[Mark Berman @MarkBerman_]

MLB source: Dallas Keuchel (@kidkeuchy), who signed a minor league contract with the @Rangers, expected to start Tuesday night for the @RRExpress at Constellation Field against the @SLSpaceCowboys, who’ve already announced @lmccullers43 will get another rehab start Tues.