Schmidtty

[Sean O'Malley @SugaSeanMMA]

😀👑

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

“These edibles ain’t doin shit, let’s take another one”

20min later:

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

Every single field goal kicker in the NFL this year is straight trash!!

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

@Chrissantelmo Big facts

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

Bring back MTVs Room Raiders!!

[Jake Paul @jakepaul]

My new offer for Conor Mcgregor is $23 dollars

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

Why put the sticker with the price on it on the flower holder and make it hard and ugly when we have to rip it off so annoying gotta rip off like 8 stickers

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

New rap music sounds better when it’s slowed + reverb

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

Yall use to laugh at me for being “kind” to the weird kids with trench coats.

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

Lol you just look dumb when all ur post are Chanel Dior Gucci and u can’t afford a car or a place. #HighMaintenance #MyAss

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

No one wants to see pictures or videos of you working out all day everyday #Nocap

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

@barstoolsports Shit had my head spinning watching this part

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Trying to find a bathroom when you’re about to shit your pants https://t.co/bjhuI2fZz3

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Patrick Mahomes on every snap

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Patrick Mahomes every time he drops back to pass https://t.co/yo6CIYK0k0

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

Mahomes straight trash tonight running back 40 yards just to get a pass off every snap smh

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

Valley Gas blows cock the car wash ppl took packs out of my carton that was in my back seat that I just bought 2 min before going there!

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

What ever happened to block parties? Are we done with them? I been to some Lit ass block parties and I miss them like crazy

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

The worst when you driving on the expressway and you see a spider on your window then realize it’s inside your own car so you freak out and almost crash

[Schmidtty @chris_schmidtty]

Madison Beer>>>>>