Shipman

International man of misery.

[Shipman @chris_shipman]

Separate yourself from ego

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

True compassion isn’t just an emotional response, it’s a firm commitment founded on reason, which doesn’t change if others behave badly.

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My dream: America had been invaded. I had an arch enemy. Eventually I skinned him alive and boiled him. I may have issues.

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If I go on to kill an omega you will be dead forever.

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"The world ain't all sunshine and rainbows" - Stallion.

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While Ferguson Missouri recovers from burning it's own town down, I watch football.

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"Do you even crossfit?"
"Naw man I'm on that education kick."
"Whatever bro"
"Still live at home?"
"Yea you know gym grind."

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Super excited for Wednesday.

[Dalai Lama @DalaiLama]

It’s not just money we need to lead a happy life; more important is to find inner peace.

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How do YOU say goodbye to 1993 forever?

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Coffee, Sunday NFL Countdown, and Homework. Sunday Funday.

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@beegar_ no I just like the movie life you got a problem???

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How many tweets is to many? Because this bird outside is on my last nerve.

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Gentlemen.... Welcome to Fight Club.

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Had a dream that Visalia was under marshal law and the citizens were killing one another. Woke up in Yosemite so I guess I got out.

[Seinfeld @SeinfeldTV]

"You have them sleeping in drawers?" #Seinfeld

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Well haven't made a "tweet" since 2011 I thought it was time.

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Tweet? Hahah sweet...