Chrissy Nagy

no ordinary sandwich

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

to all the random dudes I met downtown last night- my name is not actually Britney and thank u for the red bull vodka

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

If Diet Coke is bad for you then why does it never fail to cure my migraines

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

not really but oh my god

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

I would murder my entire family to be Florence Pugh

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

It was in fact hot Cheeto dust and we both cracked up

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

Just asked a patient “now is this blood or hot Cheeto dust” in reference to her red stained fingers

[Kevin Abstract @kevinabstract]

YES I WAS A CONSULTANT FOR SEASON TWO OF EUPHORIA

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

Don’t talk to me today I’m mourning

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

And my boyfriend

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The only thing keeping me from ending it all is animal crossing and cheap wine

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

Just third wheeled my boyfriend and the game stop cashier

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

Just heard rock me by one direction through the coffee shop drive thru window. This is the type of energy we need.

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

Please stop posting pictures of your thanksgiving plates with all your foods touching I’m triggered

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

need I say more

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

Who has seen me the worst, the people at the tanning place or the people at the Walgreens closest to my house

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

Me in my head: wow I need my nails done but I don’t need to spend money right now

The old man who does security at my work: here’s $40 for you nails

God is real

[MERLYN! @merlynwood]

I am a lesbian yall

[helena riley @freshhel]

Ideal life for me i’m a lizard I lay on a rock and have no chores but im allowed in Ulta

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

My boyfriend left me to go to work again should I break up with him

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

A compliment from a hot girl is worth so much more than a compliment from a guy and if u disagree there’s something wrong with u

[Chrissy Nagy @chrisannaxo]

I’m on my period and this literally made me cry I cannot explain myself https://t.co/swrByjMh1s