Chris Apple

I fold shirts and make small talk for a living...Hail State

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

Getting a new phone and don't remember my twitter password...starting from scratch @capple606...until next time, Twitter #ihategoodbyes

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

The silver lining about heading to work before 5 am? Never have to worry about a red light #flashingyellow

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

Danza for the win #derby

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

Flipping thru channels and saw highlights of 1994 Players Championship...the lack of buttons Fuzzy and Norman displayed is phenomenal #deepv

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

Defying gravity, one box of VHS tapes at a time RT @bevellgolf: Glad the move is over! Thanks for the help @errolgolf http://t.co/541CcVGfbt

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

BBN! @ClayTravisBGID RT @RoushKSR: This couple got married today

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

Played a (very) small part in the moving effort last night and popping Advil like skittles this morning @bevellgolf

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

Arnie made for three quality nights of television #legendary

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

I wonder how @elkpga feels after that bubba win? #yougonnaquitwalkinman #veterans

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

@AreSee88 @dlindsey89 few things in life are better

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

@dsoehrenPGA you're in Nashville?

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

Scheduled a short game lesson with a member for later next week...played nine holes after work and had 20 putts #pro

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

Beat a guy to a parking spot at chipotle...he is now behind me in line...you can cut the tension with a butter knife

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

Phones have been out at work since yesterday morning...it's like a mini-vacation!

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

DARY! LEGENDARY!!!

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

...possibly the best tv series ever...

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

A small part of me died tonight after the finally...it was LEGEN....wait for it...

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

Sun out and a high in the 70s means only one thing @Wilbur_Toni @deantennille #deepv

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

Come on, you don't say creep creep unless you are quoting TLC

[Chris Apple @chrisapple33]

Save some for al RT @RKHouse05: Looks good on my desk. What do you think @chrisapple33