chris vs the world

be gentle with yourself, you’re doing the best you can.

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

rting to keep this on my page

[Dustin Johnson @lavishCris]

I fuck with blonde boy 😂 he don’t give a fuck!

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

@RobinhoodApp kinda shitty play that i refreshed the page as soon as my phone said 8:30 and somehow had to wait to checkout for 4 minutes only to find out the bars were out of stock

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

feeling very sad about the coin breakup today

[nikki @gxngrave]

oh the longest month of your life is finally over? time to pay $1600 in rent

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

@AskBMD i have been sitting on hold for over an hour waiting to connect with a representative. all i need to do is have my online account unlocked…a callback option would be appreciated btw

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

@max_lindquist they will prob forgive you

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

please please please!!! Lately, You Are The Traffic, Hypnotica, Loving, and Killing Me

[chase @chase_lawrence]

Fingers crossed Yes and what else

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

sad to announce i’ve horribly contributed to the homophobic agenda by eating chick-fil-a during pride month

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

the only thing keeping me going right now is knowing that i’ll be road tripping through canada this time next week

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

my doordash driver did me dirty for this

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

@max_lindquist you’re the worst

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

maybe i need to move back to florida so i can be manic again

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

life is starting to feel like this episode of spongebob

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

never in my life did i think that i would be bargaining for a fedex envelope

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

ripped a hole in a pair of my work pants last week and i forgot about it until i was walking into the office this morning wearing them :/

[bear @iamblackbear]

new year new me
im gonna be worse

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

florida facebook never ceases to amuse me

this is not chicken pot pie 😭😭😭

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

i love that the standard corporate america christmas gift is a bottle of wine or liquor

[chris vs the world @chrisarpayne]

@max_lindquist sorry bestie i’ll lyk how she does

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can’t believe i’m seeing the 1975 again tonight i’m so excited