Christopher Aslinger 🛜

I am best friends with Lorenzo Von Matterhorn and Bill Brasky. Don't fuck with us. Catch me here:

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I just turned on Tips for my profile. Appreciate you. #SendTips

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@Coach_MosesT18 @MashoodCodes @Chrisxy24 He was 41. But still, that's not exactly the fountain of youth in terms of MMA fighting.

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@MashoodCodes @Chrisxy24 Kimbo was already 41 in this fight. It's not like he was a prime 25-30 yr. old.

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@Chrisxy24 @MashoodCodes Kimbo was already 41 in this fight. It's not like he was a prime 25-30 yr. old.

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@noonoonana77 @LALMuse I'm a diehard, former season ticket holder @Suns fan, so naturally I loathe LA w/ every ounce of my being & it pains me to have to be anywhere near taking LA's side, but this OKC-flopping b.s. is way out of hand. And before you say it, YES I'm still bitter about losing b/c of it.

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Badass. https://t.co/4A8UjiLE0A

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@chickie444 Number in attendance.

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@PokeBearGuru @JohnnyDramaChas Nah, Epstien's hanging out. 😂

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@kelly_scraps I'd rather see you wax poetic. But you do you, lady. 🤓🫶🏽

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@hazelwintersxo I'd probably hit the "create new contact" button first. Then I'd text you and ask about a "create new content" option. 😁🤓🤓

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@NickStergos @andrewcuomo @ZohranKMamdani Honestly, I wish he wouldn't even remind us that he still exists at all.

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@briantylercohen Because these people really, honestly think that more land area=more human people. It doesn't work that way... but they're stupid enough to think that way.

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@SoullessGnger32 @StLouisBlues Keenan. 😂😂😂

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@NickStergos @NewsHour Onlya certain type of beef tallow is healthy. The rest is just basically the same as standard fryer oil.

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@SoullessGnger32 @TheJoeySwoll The correct answer is the left side photograph. Drip all day.

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@XAnalyst2020 @3rddegree76 @BNONews Yes it is.

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@maddie_greer She's gonna have to write a song about you now. 😂😂😂

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@TheWARmonger_ @Jomboy_ @JomboyMedia It's also not illegal at all.

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@kelly_scraps Hold on... So all I need to do is parlay my parlay knowledge and I'll get laid??

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@kelly_scraps I used to live in Chicago. It's the best city I've lived in. I love it there.

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@NickStergos @RealJamesWoods Right!?! I cannot stand these obviously staged videos. All of them annoy the living heck outta me. 🙄