Christopher Walton

Drain the swamp! Husband, father to 2 grown children, love to travel, USAF Veteran

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

ISLAM WILL DO THIS AGAIN…
ANY CHANCE IT GETS‼️
WAKE UP, AMERICA!

[Bill Mitchell @mitchellvii]

⛽️ A GASOLINE STORY:

WIFE: "Four dollars and fifteen cents a gallon! I nearly fell over at the pump. Thanks a lot, Trump. And that whole mess with Iran."

HUSBAND: "Whoa, whoa. Not so fast, hon."

WIFE: "Not so fast? Gas is through the roof!"

HUSBAND: "Here's the crazy part. Oil is actually about forty bucks a barrel CHEAPER than it was under Biden. The barrel isn't the problem."

WIFE: "Then why am I paying four fifteen?!"

HUSBAND: "Refining. Turning the oil into gasoline. That's the bottleneck. And get this - we haven't built a major new refinery in this country since 1977."

WIFE: "Nineteen seventy-SEVEN? I was in high school!"

HUSBAND: "Not one. And we keep shutting down the ones we've got. California alone is closing about eighteen percent of its refineries!"

WIFE: "Who shuts down a refinery when gas costs this much?!"

HUSBAND: "The Democrats. They spent fifty years regulating them to death - permits, lawsuits, fees, and a promise to ban gas cars. Who's going to spend a billion dollars building something Washington swears it's going to outlaw?"

WIFE: "So it was never really about Iran."

HUSBAND: "Iran nudges the barrel a little. But the real story? We've got more oil than any country on Earth and we STILL import six million barrels a day, because we can't refine our own."

WIFE: "That is absolutely insane."

HUSBAND: "Here's the good news. Trump just broke ground on the first new refinery in almost fifty years, down in Texas."

WIFE: "So I've been blaming Trump and HE is the only one actually fixing it?"

HUSBAND: "Now you're getting it."

WIFE: "Wow, I had no idea..."

[Gary M @gman5180]

Jelly Roll has been removed from the Nov 17th Blue Lives Matter fundraiser at Mar- A Lago.... a fundraiser for the families of wounded and fallen officers.

Country singer Coffey Anderson will now perform instead. 👍

[Cyndexia 🥂💯 @CyndexiaTruther]

President Trump on Ground Zero
25 Years Ago

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 ATTENTION OHIO: Do not vote for this kind of crazy for governor.

Amy Acton sounds like she’s having a hormonal psychotic episode here.

You’ve been warned.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Homygawd this made me lol. Looks like it’s not just Americans that are fed up. Listen to this. 👇

[Suzee Q @SusieM414141]

Good morning everyone! Whether you’re grilling in the backyard, spending time with family, drinking too much, or resting over this 3-day weekend, I hope you have fun doing it!

[Christopher Walton @chrisavguy]

Thank you for at least one person that has some common sense.

[Jack Posobiec @JackPosobiec]

BREAKING: Lindsay Clancy lawyer says 1 man on the jury is holding out and refuses to join the other 11 who believe she is Not Guilty

[Clyp Keeper @DGrayTexas45]

September 12, 2001 at 10:45 am on NBC News they ran video of the Palestinians in Gaza celebrating the nearly 3,000 lives that were murdered on 9/11.

[John DePetro Show @JohnDePetroshow]

I keep getting messages from Lindsay Clancy supporters telling me to stop posting pictures of the three Clancy children.

[Christopher Walton @chrisavguy]

Or better yet, legalize peptides so people can buy clean tested products. The Biden administration shut down legal peptides for no good reason. This move created the China black market. Who’s profiting from making peptides illegal?

[Kenny5Alive @kenny5alive]

I have been saying this for 37 years.

[Christopher Walton @chrisavguy]

@devorydarkins been aiming to tell you the YT closing music rocks! Is there more to it? 🤘🤘

[Christopher Walton @chrisavguy]

I agree 100%

[Gary M @gman5180]

What do you think of this idea? 🤔
Is it possible?

[SaltyGoat @SaltyGoat17]

If you believe that...

A baby in a womb ISN'T A BABY

But a man in a dress IS A WOMAN

YOU

Are a complete FUCKING IDIOT!!!

[Byl Holte @SirBylHolte]

I AM A CHILD OF THE 60'S and 70'S.

The black race wasn't morbidly obese.

There was no anti-white racism industry.

There was no “America you owe me something" mob.

We never heard the N-word or F-bombs coming out of our radios.

Our cartoons didn't try to turn us gay.

Movies and TV shows didn't want to depress us about our world or our lives.

Actors didn't tell us who to vote for.

Nobody told us what jokes were allowed.

There were no TRANS kids.

Nobody told you their pronouns.

A man was a man, a woman was a woman, and nobody pretended otherwise.

Nobody lost their job or their home or their family or their friends for merely stating biological facts.

Nobody had food allergies.

I could go to school without getting jumped.

We played outside until the streetlights came on.

We had family dinners with no phones at the table.

Families didn't break up over politics.

We respected cops, teachers, and the flag.

We celebrated CHRISTMAS, not Kwanzaa.

Nobody was "offended" by EVERYTHING.

If anybody WAS offended by something, it was THEIR PERSONAL PROBLEM, not a national crisis.

And here's the good part:

Women hadn't willfully destroyed every aspect of entertainment - from movies to TV to video games.

Call me old-fashioned and outdated, but I really miss those days.

So God, if you're listening, this is my prayer:

Return us to the good old days of American civility, PLEASE.

AMEN 🙏

[Christopher Walton @chrisavguy]

I can do it!!

[Christopher Walton @chrisavguy]

Pray for those involved in this. Scary

[大厂白洁 @santoulang]

靠…..看著都一陣哆嗦🫨

[Dog @Dog66515910]

⚠️This is a warning don't let it happen⚠️

[Christopher Walton @chrisavguy]

This cool

[🦅 Eagle Wings 🦅 @CRRJA5]

Damn I’m getting too old . 😂

🚀 Meet SHANE — the wildest EV concept you’ve never driven.
This isn’t a regular car.
It’s a five-seater, two-wheeled electric vehicle designed by Shane Chen (the guy who invented the original hoverboard) and his company Inventist.
Key details that make it mind-blowing:
• Only two giant parallel wheels
• The entire cabin shifts its center of gravity forward/backward to stay perfectly level while accelerating or braking
• Uses differential speed control on the wheels (no traditional steering) — it can literally spin in place like a tank for effortless parallel parking
• Clamshell canopy that lifts open for easy entry
• Large wheels + in-wheel regenerative shocks for better efficiency and range
• Built for both city streets and highway speeds while staying as stable as a four-wheeler
Looks like something out of a sci-fi movie, yet it’s engineered around real physics so it could actually work in everyday life.
Still a concept for now, but if partners jump on board, this could rewrite what “car” even means.