ChrisBeyer

I make aperitifs and drink martinis for a living. Former @amazon @thumbtack

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@sporadica As someone in the wine industry who is buying barrels of great wine for pennies on the dollar…DM me, I’ve got some tricks

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Exploiting eating disorders to sell GLP-1’s is dangerously irresponsible

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@michaelmiraflor The lack of social nuance in San Francisco never ceases to amaze me

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Pan seared chicken and peas

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TIL you actually CAN put metal in the microwave in many cases. My mind is blown.

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Cookie banners have broken me. Bring back the surveillance state. Anything to make the pop-ups stop.

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This 5 gallon jug of high end olive oil is my version of quiet luxury

…and my most expensive kitchen purchase of 2025

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@NWischoff If you ever want to host a spritz/aperitivo/martini night, I’ll supply the drinks

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@NWischoff That mortgage cost actually nets out closer to $1-1.2m per year, plus an extra 250k for property taxes. Doesn’t change your calculation wildly, but homes are more expensive than people think

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@guhlo @codyplof Local or just generic?

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Tinned fish brand Fishwife collaborated with apéritif producer Veso to create a limited edition anchovy-infused vermouth
https://t.co/iXg4Yc1Fgq

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@erica_wenger We’re re-launching our Tomato Vermouth. It sold out last year in 24 hours and people have been banging down our door trying to get their hands on some

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@Jason @USPS Amazon is actually USPS’s biggest customer, so a lot of Amazon deliveries rely on USPS.

Doesn’t mean Amazon couldn’t absorb all of that in-house, but still an interesting stat.

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Use separate wallets to buy up stakes in various crypto/meme coins with relatively small market caps. Distribute across thousands of different coins using tens of thousands of wallets so that you don’t hold an abnormally large stake in any wallet.
Over the next 5 years, use the 1.5b to pump up market caps of thousands of smaller coins, including ones that you hold stakes in, but also other coins to throw off tracers. Sell off the stakes of those coins in the other wallets.
You wouldn’t be able to get the full 1.5b out, but you could probably generate a few hundred million in untraceable gains.

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@sampleswill @SteveMichaelsen The brand IP was bought out out bankruptcy about a year ago. Looks like it’s not working out too well for the new owners…

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@CPG_Precision @drewfallon12 Ah okay, though everything I’ve read is that the 260 number was recently reported for 2024, and I doubt they’d overestimate by that much in the last few weeks of the fiscal year. 2-3x sales seems reasonable, and I’m sure P/E can drive that 10% margin higher

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@CPG_Precision @drewfallon12 How are you getting 4x revenue? 650/260=2.5

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@officialrnintel where is this from?

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@NWischoff If you have chase points (or other CC points), check out hyatts rewards program. Insane deals, with reward redemptions that don’t fluctuate with supply/demand pricing

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@DrHanes @DegenCPA22 @ScottAdamsSays Whats the @ScottAdamsSays reference you’re talking about?