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[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

Err No thanks Max. Why can't you just DM me and resolve my issue without begging for likes and follows??

[easyJet @easyJet]

@ChrisBez Hi there, can you please follow and DM us? I would like to help you.

Thanks, Max ✈️

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

Trying to pay for a weekend break on the @easyJet app. Might as well be standing in the centre of Manchester trying to get a random passer by to drink a cold cup of piss. #impossible #takemymoney

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

P!55 poor from @SkyBet
Closed account with no reason/notice. To reactivate, chat to a bot for hours before they transfer me to an "agent" who wants a pic of a bank card that expired months ago. £££ in that account that I'll never see again! Thanks for nothing! #DaylightRobbery

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

@Davesaninja Agree about Europa league, but if we finish bottom half, no trophies we'd need a new transfer strategy. Still not sure about 3-4-3, yeah we've got Leon coming in for LWB, but still need a GK and a midfielder that makes chances against teams that sit back. And that's bare minimum!

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

Not sure what's worse; 3-4-3 in a league where it clearly doesn't work, OR the absolute liability of a clown that is Onana!!!

Just 2 objectives left for the season -
1. Win the FA Cup
2. Finish top half.
It's like 1990 all over again!
#MUFC #DejaVu #MUNBHA #DeGea

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

Not sure what's got into @GNev2 Usually talks a lot of sense, but suddenly become a cheerleader for #CFC and even more anti #MUFC than when ETH was around. Get a season ticket at the Bridge if that's how you feel, don't need "fans" like that right now.

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

Spot on. That was hard to watch. Wonder what would've been said if that was a man verbally attacking a woman in that manner? She was vile from day 1.
#MAFSUK

[A @alinaaaxvs]

How have we gone so many episodes with the experts not calling out Richelle’s insults towards Orson? I hope he got the appropriate aftercare as that was awful to watch. @PaulCBrunson @MAFSUK #MAFSUK

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

Ten Hag picks a team that goes 2-0 up in 20 mins. Same team squanders that & scrapes a draw. Not saying ETH in by any stretch, but the players have to take the shit for that. De Light looks like an Aldi Maguire, Martinez thinks he's a CAM and Zirkzee is a fraud #PORMUN #MUFC

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

Inevitable from Fury. He needs to call it a day and stick to wrestling now. #FuryUsyk

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

Not sure about anyone else, but I didn't see the Glazers playing today, showing zero passion, zero desire & zero heart. We have to accept it for what it is and start blaming the players. Apart from Maguire and Højlund, what happened to wearing the shirt with pride? #MUNMCI #MUFC

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

This is, unfortunately, spot on. Disheartened is the right word to sum up the feeling.
#MUFC #GlazersOut #GlazersOutNOW

[Stretford Post @StretfordPost]

Today is a deeply painful moment for me as a lifelong United fan. I've never felt so disheartened. We've held onto the hope that the Glazers would accept Sheikh Jassim's offers for months, but the fact that we had to resort to loaning players this summer clearly shows the Glazers' financial struggles. The infusion of support from Jim Ratcliffe is nothing short of a lifeline they desperately needed.

It's a somber day for the club and our future. The toxicity within the club is bound to worsen, so brace yourselves, because we're in for a turbulent journey. It's time to move beyond just protests and "sit-ins." We should take inspiration from clubs like AC Milan, Partizan Belgrade, and Boca Juniors. We must make it clear to the Glazers that they won't have an easy time.

I'm devastated, and those so-called "fans" who are celebrating right now should reconsider their allegiance. United is in critical condition, and celebrating its predicament is like applauding the Glazers for pulling the plug on our life support, all because Jim Ratcliffe wanted to charge his phone. I'll always love and support my club, but this is arguably the darkest moment for Manchester United since 1958.

[Mark Goldbridge @markgoldbridge]

Chelsea and Barcelona refused Sir Jim, the Glazers said yes. Why?
Because he's so desperate to buy any club he'll let the current owners stay as long as they work together to try and maximise profit for each other.
Remember the debt is staying and so are the Glazers.

[Simon Stone @sistoney67]

Including the actual bid, plus money set aside for stadium, training ground, local community and new players, Sheikh Jassim was willing to invest around $8bn in @ManUtd.

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

What is it going to take to get these fucking parasites out?
It will only get worse, and when Sheikh Jassim buys another club, we'll have constant reminders of what could've been.
#MUFC #GlazersOut #GlazersFullSaleOnly

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

Big Man Utd news emerging this evening...

#BBCFootball

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

Fucking dreadful that. So frustrating to watch at the moment. Players make mistakes, I can accept that, but the lack of movement, desire, passion and leadership is unforgivable. Stand up and be counted for fuck's sake, you're playing for Manchester United #MUFC #BAYMUN

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

First half verdict: Passing back far too much, like we're trying to make amends for not trusting the keeper for 12 years.
#MUFC #MUNWOL

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

😂😂😂

[talkSPORT @talkSPORT]

📆 Jurgen Klopp on Man Utd signing Pogba for €100m in 2016:

"The day that this is football, then I'm not in a job anymore.

"Other clubs can spend more money and collect top players. I want to do it differently.

📆 2023: Jurgen Klopp & LFC agree to pay Brighton £111million for Moises Caicedo.

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

Only going backwards until these clowns get out. Becoming a laughing stock #MUFC #GlazersOut

[Stretford Paddock @StretfordPaddck]

-No decision on De Gea’s contract❌
-No transfers in or out❌
-No takeover announcement.❌

#MUFC is a complete shambles😡

[Chris Berry @ChrisBez]

@sophie__curran Cup final's weeks away. Plenty of time for De Bruyne, Haaland, Stones, Grealish, Foden, Mahrez, Ake and Ederson to all pick up career ending injuries 😂😂😂