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F*CK DRUMPF! F*CK MAGATS!

[Luke Miani @LukeMiani]

> save $15M a year by cutting a screwworm monitoring program

> screwworm outbreak almost immediately

> $1B to combat it

Government efficiency

[Jed I. Goodman © @jedigoodman]

The Daily Show talks UFC White House event.

[Variety @Variety]

Jon Stewart Slams Fighter Josh Hokit as a 'F---ing A--hole' For Saying 'Michelle Obama Is a Man’ at UFC Freedom 250 https://t.co/sciwL9kOx1

[Variety @Variety]

Jon Stewart slammed fighter Josh Hokit for saying Michelle Obama was a man during his post-fight interview at Sunday night’s UFC Freedom 250 event:

“My God, what a f---ing a--hole. F---ing a--hole. I look forward to his performance on next week’s ‘Comics Unleashed.’”
https://t.co/LkfOv0DLB3

[Ricardo @Ric_RTP]

This AI just exposed the BIGGEST legal insider trading operation in America.

A platform called GovGreed built a seven-layer machine learning system that cross-references every stock trade disclosed by every sitting politician against the bills their committees control, the campaign donations they receive, and the companies their votes directly impact.

It scored all 540 politicians currently in Congress. And the numbers are crazy:

56% of every stock purchase made by Congress in the last 16 months was on a stock directly affected by a bill the buyer later voted on. That is 6,170 out of 11,016 total purchases.

More than HALF of all congressional stock buys are on companies whose fate that same politician is about to decide.

343 of 540 Congress members actively trade stocks while holding access to nonpublic legislative information.

That is 63.8% of the entire legislature making market bets with an informational edge that would put any hedge fund manager in prison.

The AI identified 752 active "Triple Signals" in the current Congress. A Triple Signal fires when three conditions line up at once:

The politician sits on the committee controlling a bill, they traded stock in a company affected by that bill, AND they received campaign contributions from that same industry.

Bills carrying these insider indicators pass at 5.4 TIMES the normal rate.

Now look at the individual leaderboard:

- Nancy Pelosi's estimated portfolio sits at $194 million with a Greediness score of 98.1 out of 100
- Ro Khanna made 13,231 trades across 800+ different tickers
- Michael McCaul made 32,302 trades and filed 6,670 of them late
- Thomas Suozzi filed 86.4% of his trades late with an average delay of 396 days, meaning his disclosures landed over a YEAR after he made the trade

And then there is Lisa McClain, the fourth-ranking Republican in the House. She has made 1,443 trades in three years, more than 98% of all politicians tracked.

She violated the STOCK Act twice in a single year, disclosing up to $900,000 in trades months after the legal deadline. Her husband bought up to $250,000 in Elon Musk's xAI, which quietly converted into SpaceX equity before last Friday's $2 trillion IPO.

The penalty for all of this? A $200 fine.

The number of Congress members ever prosecuted under the STOCK Act since it passed in 2012? Zero.

And the cruelest part is this:

A bill to ban congressional stock trading was introduced in January 2026. It has bipartisan support. Over 80% of American voters want it passed.

But Congress is sitting on it, because the people who would have to vote yes are the same people making millions from the system staying exactly the way it is.

They write the insider trading laws, they exempt themselves from enforcement, they trade on the information those laws generate, and when they get caught, they pay a fine that is basically nothing.

The AI didn't discover anything Congress was hiding. It just organized what was already public into a pattern so obvious that nobody can pretend it isn't there anymore.

[Variety @Variety]

Sheryl Crow slammed President Donald Trump and his administration for staging the UFC Freedom 250 event at the White House, describing it as “disgraceful and void of decency”:

“Powerful, rich people filled the lawn to watch a violent sport that ended with a vile and racist comment. All while the average American cannot afford healthcare, gas, and cost of living.” https://t.co/upicUlgiGD

[Variety @Variety]

Sheryl Crow Slams Trump Administration for Staging UFC Fight at White House: 'Disgraceful and Void of Decency' https://t.co/I8zwmDDUC8

[Mediaite @Mediaite]

'What's Going On Here?' CNN's Brianna Keilar And MMA Analyst Dig Into Eric Trump's Alleged 'Fixed Fight' DMs https://t.co/UFFaxCZgTy

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Luke Thomas: ‘Starving’ UFC got big win with Freedom 250 event https://t.co/5duTAeIJ4X

[Carla Duran @BalenciLaLa]

@MMAPayout The “Association of Combat Commissions” Frankenstein’d an array of regulators from a few different states and brought in an inexperienced physician. Mmmhhmmm.

[MMA Payout @MMAPayout]

White House fight and you pick an “inexperienced” doctor? Come on… #ufc

[Erik Magraken @erikmagraken]

This deserves far more scrutiny than it’s getting.

Of course the bout was being regulated by the ABC themselves so I’m guessing it will not get critically scrutinized.

[Stephie Haynes @CrooklynMMA]

I get the sentiment, Gane is a dirty fighter. That said, it's on the refs to do something about it, and they consistently don't. Considering how Goddard overrode a dr.'s recommendation & then this, it makes one wonder if there was a suggestion to let fights go on no matter what.

[Christina Jewett @By_CJewett]

SCOOP: Kratom has been tied to 5K+ deaths from '20-'24.

But a felon-turned-kratom executive still managed to court allies ( @SecKennedy) and cultivate an investor (@SecMullinDHS) in the Trump administration.

W/ @kenvogel

https://t.co/2ijPIPIqOA

[Kenneth P. Vogel @kenvogel]

SCOOP from @By_CJewett & me:

Markwayne Mullin urged @HHSGov to remove warnings from the @US_FDA website about the health risks of the gas station drug kratom.

Mullin owns equity in a leading kratom company called Botanic Tonics that could have benefited. https://t.co/rzkImei3VI

[JDM @Joshua__DM]

If I were Dana White or Trump, I’d be so annoyed with Josh Hokit. The event was basically flawless and now the only thing anyone’s going to talk about today is his Michelle Obama comment.

[Trent Reinsmith @TrentReinsmith]

I’m Starting to Think the White House UFC Fight Was All Just a Weird Crypto Scam

https://t.co/SAmOb2I8sj

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

We're supposed to believe Daniel Cormier was hacked but then he regained access to the account two minutes later without any help from Twitter? Riiiiight. Eric Trump is as corrupt as his daddy

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

Payton UT, Who is he?

[TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt]

The SAVE OUR BACON act must be stopped, and you can help.