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Then you get to play two back-to-back Van Halen songs played by Van Halen.

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Without cheating, I don’t know how this is not possible!

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Now either if you decide to cheat, or manage to get past level one, You end up on level two.

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Get the FUCK off my property!

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Well shit on a motherfucking stick!

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Now let me preface by saying this game is not intended for kids.

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This game isn’t just bad, it’s more like a shit taco with cow urine for a dipping sauce!

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What the fuck is a muscle?

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This is the long-awaited third instalment in the Marvel vs. Capcom franchise.

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Cousin Joey: Hey Chris, what are you playing?

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In this game, you play as the main character.

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Reminds me of this rooftop bullshit, jump from the wrong place and you go falling to the ground.

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Man, this game is frustrating as hell! I guess it’s time we consult the Game Genie code book!

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What a piece of diarrhea dick waffles!

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You need to back it up son, and watch what you say, I have 3 police officers that are family members. One is FBI… keep talking and getting yourself deeper in.

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This would be a hell of a lot easier if these enemies weren't trying to kill me!

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I don't know why I didn't strangle the bastard when I had the chance.

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Get the fuck off my property!

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My time is precious. I can’t just be wasting it on pointless bullshit!

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After doing more research, I found something that is guaranteed to flip some shit!