Chris

My life is a blur of tacos, music, sleep, and sports.

[Chris @chrisbures]

I think about this Onion headline often.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Old Man's Son Also Old Man https://t.co/R0NsVMqXsv

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Hall of Famer and Cubs stalwart Ryne Sandberg wasn’t just a great baseball player – he was a class act who never cheated the game. Everyone in Chicago – including White Sox fans – will miss him deeply.

[Chris @chrisbures]

Screaming in my stateroom on a cruise ship while celebrating my @Cubs fan father’s 60th birthday!

[Marquee Sports Network @WatchMarquee]

Where were you when the Cubs won the World Series?

[Chris @chrisbures]

@VCUMax @mountain_goats In Evanston???? (Btw I saw a potbelly today but 7am was too early for a sub)

[Chris @chrisbures]

I will be there, singing along!

[The Menzingers @themenzingers]

“Anna” in Stroudsburg, PA

Norfolk tonight with @thewonderyears & @liquidmikeband

📹: Bob Sweeney

[Chris @chrisbures]

Hell yeah!! See you there!

[The Menzingers @themenzingers]

Two shows left of our August run! Virginia Beach tonight and Stroudsburg tomorrow.

📸: James Byrnes

[Chris @chrisbures]

@MikeFugere Me too

[Chris @chrisbures]

@rbhdcl Nice.

[Chris @chrisbures]

And I was there!! Very exciting.

[Larry Hawley @HawleySports]

For the first time in the history of the franchise, the Cubs have beaten the Yankees in New York.
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They’d lost their previous 12 games at the old & new Yankee Stadium.
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2 games each in 1932, 1938 World Series
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3-Game Sweeps in 2005, 2022
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2-Game Sweep in 2014
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@WGNNews

[Chris @chrisbures]

@VCUMax They’re one of my favorite bands and most albums are solid. They also have a live album recorded at The Metro that fucking slaps. You’ll feel their energy. That actually may be the best one to start with.

[Chris @chrisbures]

@VCUMax Boys And Girls in America was the album that got me hooked. The more I listened to them the more Separation Sunday appealed to me. Stay Positive is also equally fantastic

[The Hard Times @REALpunknews]

Aging Punk Slaps Another Band Sticker on Sleep Apnea Machine
https://t.co/7rhqbw17aa

[Chris @chrisbures]

Wow, 13 years on Twitter for me. #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Chris @chrisbures]

@sarahhilldarrow Wordle 579 6/6

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I struggled with it.

[Chris @chrisbures]

@MikeFugere Did you like it? I struggled to get thru the first episode.

[no context college football @nocontextcfb]

Let’s celebrate some of the best moments of the season with the NoConTaxt Awards! 🏆

This graphic will forever be a fan favorite 😂

@TaxAct

[Chris @chrisbures]

@VCUMax @united My wife!!!! (In the Borat voice)

[Chris @chrisbures]

@sarahhilldarrow That’s disappointing! I was hopping for better results but I’m glad you’re ears are clean!

[Chris @chrisbures]

@BarstoolBigCat 14

[Chris @chrisbures]

Hey @half_gencio, I know you love @JeppsonsMalort, though maybe not as much as I do!

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

Malört time. Wipe the crust out of your eyes and retweet at a friend who loves the stuff for your chance to win a pair of tickets to Riot Fest from @JeppsonsMalort. 21+ #MalortFace