Chris carmean

[Julie Borowski @JulieBorowski]

I just voted for James Talarico in Texas because “the trans community needs abortion care too.”

This is the number one issue facing America today.

[Brandi Kruse @BrandiKruse]

BREAKING: Nearly half of the girls cross-country team in Camas, Washington, just forfeited their race. They refused to compete against a boy. This is bravery. Vote YES on I-638 to stand with them. Video: @KnownHeretic

[Chris carmean @chriscarmean16]

@Sonderisfon Prince

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

Billionaires are not the reason you can't afford healthcare.

Obamacare is the reason you can't afford healthcare.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

The fact that Abdul El-Seyed’s sister was caught on camera, admitting that Abdul is lying about his positions to fool voters, is simply not getting enough attention.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Ilham Omar to introduce bill to redirect $140 billion from ICE’s budget to communities and nonprofits who assist illegal aliens

The definition of America last.

Denaturalize and deport

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Karen Bass suddenly stepped down from LAHSA a few days ago. Today, HUD Secretary Turner just revealed that $75M of fraud was laundered through LAHSA.

Probably nothing!

[General™️ @TheGeneral_0]

Bernie Sanders - "Nobody who works 40 hours a week should be living in poverty".

American Citizens - Then stop giving our money to people that don't work any hours.

[Ubbë the Appalachistan MurderCult Moonshiner @ubbe_ragnarsson]

Dolly dies and Nancy Pelosi still roams the earth.

This is bullshit.

[Tim Burchett @timburchett]

Pure evil. Where was the press?

[🇺🇲 BUNKERED @Bunkeredup1]

Scott Pressler and Nick Shirley have done more good for America than all of the POLITICIANS in DC.

[Joanie🇺🇸FAFO @NCMAGA24]

Michigan Voters,
I hope you watched Jesse Watters last night.
EL-Sayed is a huge threat to your State!
Do not vote for this Muslim , lying Communist !!

[Glenn Reib @GlennReib]

Dear Abdulrahman Mohamed El-Sayed, professional interrupter, full-time douchebag, all-around irritating fuck,

Congratulations on your latest televised masterpiece against Jesse Watters. Watching you “debate” was like witnessing a man set fire to every rule of conversation and then demand applause for the smoke. You didn’t just dodge questions...you pivoted away from every single one like a little shit who knows his script is pure empty calories. You almost make Kamala Harris look sane by comparison, and that is a genuinely terrifying achievement in 2026. Your signature move of talking faster, louder, and longer than any functioning adult should be capable of is genuinely impressive. The second anyone tries to pin you down, you launch into the same grocery-and-Medicare-for-All loop like a broken record that somehow believes volume equals victory. It’s almost adorable how convinced you are that filibustering equals winning. Spoiler: it doesn’t. It just makes you look like the human equivalent of a leaf blower that won’t turn off.

Men in women’s sports? Couldn’t give a straight answer...just pivoted like a little shit. Gun control? Same exact dodge. How much should you tax the rich? Crickets, then a hard pivot into your talking-points comfort zone. And the supposed doctor who somehow couldn’t answer basic questions about sex changes for minors without spinning into word-salad nonsense? Chef’s kiss. The little shit couldn’t even answer or tell us what he thinks about Sharia law...just another smooth pivot into nothing. Only a true visionary (and total douchebag) could take straightforward questions and turn them into the kind of evasive garbage that leaves everyone staring at the screen wondering if the feed glitched. You really do have a gift for making the simple sound insane and the insane sound like policy, perfect for a progressive who just became the Democratic nominee while still dodging everything that isn’t your three talking points.

Every time you opened your mouth it was the same exhausting routine: talk over the host, refuse to answer, act offended that anyone expected substance, then rinse and repeat. You’re not having a conversation...you’re just running a one-man monologue and daring the world to keep up. It’s equal parts arrogant, irritating, and completely empty. Of course some Michiganders will think you were the bomb while the sane ones will be like, holy shit. If you and Kamala ever had kids together, the poor things would be born already mid-sentence, capable of talking for six straight hours without ever landing on a single coherent point, and somehow still manage to look smugly offended that anyone asked them a question. The ultimate political nightmare: two word-salad generators creating a whole new generation of people who never shut up and never say anything...exactly what Michigan doesn’t need in the Senate.

So thank you, Abdul, you absolute irritating fuck, for reminding everyone exactly why some people should never be handed a microphone, let alone a Senate seat after squeaking out a primary. Michigan must be so proud of its shiny new nominee who still can’t answer a damn question without pivoting away like a little shit. Keep yapping all the way to November. The rest of us will keep the mute button handy. With all the sarcasm and contempt you so richly deserve, someone who wishes you’d just stop talking for five consecutive seconds.

[Democrats For Mike Rogers @DemsForMike]

Abdul El-Sayed is too extreme for Michigan. Retweet if you agree.

[Chris carmean @chriscarmean16]

@DrRitaDed Look in the mirror.

[Chris carmean @chriscarmean16]

@DrRitaDed Sorry honey, you are wasting your life. If you hate America - don’t let the door hit you on the way out. Just leave.

[ThePatrioticBlonde™🇺🇸 @ImBreckWorsham]

So a fully formed fetus in the womb is not a baby but a man in a dress is a woman?

Got it.

You people are fucked in the head.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Under no circumstances should a radical Islamist named Abdulrahman Mohamed El Sayed be allowed to serve in Congress.

[Chris carmean @chriscarmean16]

@RonnaMcDaniel You win the internet today!

[Jillian Anderson @Jillie_Alexis]

NBA vets trolling their way into the WNBA are doing more to defend women than the WNBA’s self-proclaimed feminists ever did.