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I am completely full of shit.. Proceed accordingly.

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

I never read comments or @mentions related to any of my tweets.

The fact they don’t exist does NOT take away from my exceptional willpower.

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

Coming out of retirement to call out @AirCanada

I have multiple beefs!

It’ll be a year next week that a lost baggage issue remains open. ( in their defence, they refuse to take responsibility).

A lot more to note, not enough characters to fit it all in.

#monopoly

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

I’m forever flabbergasted that Johnson & Johnson hasn’t made a stool softener called Tylenol BM…

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

Stop buying stuff you don’t need!

Clothing, for example, accounts for approximately 4% of yearly climate impact.

Close to 80% of that is in production and sourcing.

No level of reuse or recycling can bring that number down.

Get more mileage out of your stuff.

#EarthDay

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

I just entered to win a pair of MX99 skis from Kästle! https://t.co/sa1z2K6O1x

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

I also have less than $7000 in my savings.. I will not say how much less.

[CNBC @CNBC]

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez currently has less than $7,000 in savings, her campaign reported last week. via @CNBCMakeIt https://t.co/cTBa9fDLcG

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

Yes, we all know how good Brits are at voting on stuff...

[YouGov @YouGov]

Over two thirds of Brits (68%) support the decision made by a school in Merseyside to ban designer coats in order to stop “poverty shaming” among its pupils https://t.co/dkAmQsDBOG

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

These corny AO-C jokes from professional comedians today are proof that hollywood needs a shake up.

#GIVEMEADEVELOPMENTDEAL

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

Excelsior!

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

Unrelated, check out my podcast @ICFTWPodcast and hit that mf'n subscribe button y'all!

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

The people who get a suprise amount of likes and retweets on a joke then promote their own stuff in the replies are the fucking WORST!

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

Whoa, straight up pandemonium!!!!!

[blogTO @blogTO]

Video captures chaos caused by 10 minute subway delay in #Toronto https://t.co/CmJs5Wb6jJ #TTC

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

I'll settlle out of court for 62.

[Sky News @SkyNews]

A 69-year-old pensioner who says he has the body of a 45-year-old is taking action to legally change his age to improve his job prospects and luck with women on Tinder https://t.co/o0YLSboQKx

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

I just muted the word "vote" wish i had thought of that 2 weeks ago..

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

I'm really glad i dont have kids.

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

Depends... do they make Doritos?

[Secret Agent Number Six @DesignationSix]

Tyson Foods donates to white supremacist GOP congressman, Steve King of Iowa. Will you be eating @TysonFoods For the holidays this year? They are tagged so they will get notifications for each LIKE RETWEET or COMMENT.

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

Why did they film it?

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

Now this has to be the weirdest segment of Trump supporters yet.. They cant even vote!

[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

I was hoping the #MAGABomber was a sick, red jacket to compliment the hat.

[Turbo Gulp @TurboGulp]

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[ǝuıɹɹɐɔsıɹɥɔ@ @Chriscarrine]

@Matt_Sauce @RossJohnston82 Money shot? Or they just keep coming?