Todd Riley

--Ohio Dude, Part Time Idiot, "Stand-Up" Guy, Couch Enthusiast, Sometimes I'm Still Funny, Parlay Degen, Sports Are my Reality TV--

[Todd Riley @comedytodd]

Death, Taxes....and somewhere some dude is fighting a weed eater.

[Todd Riley @comedytodd]

Listen. Its late. No one cares. But if @LeBronJames missed that shot! Plus the turnover. That Wemby hate better be decent tomorrow

...Is all Im sayin. #NBAFinals

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Its Bourdain Month for those of you that get it.

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@JordanZirm Its just how people are now bro.

Listen and Live On. -- He still the GOAT.

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Also. I know her name is Mia. Just tryin to be silly

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Not gonna lie. Im pretty into this Jason Williams' daughter's softball stuff. #WCWS

(Did I apostrophe correctly?!)

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Looking back. I just wish I would have gotten famous enough for them to put my face on a meme of a quote I never said.

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My GOAT doin GOAT style stuff.

[McNeil @REFLOG18]

Well it’s official.

Myles Garrett.

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Rams might legitimately win another #SuperBowl now.

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Feel like a nerd sayin it, but my sinuses be hurtin right now.

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This ECU vs TENN game is 🔥🔥🔥

#NCAABaseball

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I've never seen more blowouts in the NBA Playoffs in my entire life.

I no understand.

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The only solace in finding out the @CleGuardians game is blacked out on my #MLBTV,...spending the afternoon listening to Tom Hamilton call a game.

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At this point, my sex life can best be described as ...."maybe tomorrow."

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We havent heard from Gronk since he went in that helicopter.

Happy Indy Day. #Cheers

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My Brother is leading the league in Happy Birthday posts on Facebook.

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I wanna fight you so bad. But. I love your fandom.

[Ben Stiller @BenStiller]

KKKNIIICCKKSSSSS

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We Cooked.

[Cleveland Cavaliers @cavs]

TAYLOR & TRAVIS ARE IN THE BUILDING. #LetEmKnow