Chris coates

just laugh

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

My wife takes so long to have a bath I'm sure she plumbs the fucker in every time

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

Hat and scarf order in,winters on its way

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

@thequeen for fuck sake,don't give Rob Lee Forsyth a fucking OBE man,he's he right cynt

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

Dear every woman's shop, any chance you could put seats in the changing area,it would be much appreciated?

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

Drink of the day #vegasbaby @stevemdrums

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

Drink of the day #cloud23 #manchester @stevemdrums #vegasbaby

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

Is it impossible to sort a table for @OmniaLasVegas or am I just doing it wrong?you not want my cash?#lasvegas #onni #bottleservice #vip #

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

#las Vegas #vip #bottleservice #champagne #hitmeup ##club #lasvegas

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

@OmniaLasVegas any idea how I can sort table service/VIP for @TheChainsmokers #LasVegas #vip #VIP #lasvegasclub #tableservice

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

What's better than twighlight? Death id imagine

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

Is it 'hunting' when a tracker drops you off in a jeep 15feet in front of a lion and you blow it's brains out? #womenwhokilllions

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

#beeroftheday @stevemdrums

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

I have so much respect for people that look after others,way better humans than myself!

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

I've been going to @NandosUK for years and I've straight up the best one I've ever had @trinitysquare,unreal is all I can say #freshtodeath

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

@shiani_m nah fuck all,130k applied tho. It was just the channel4 one.its usually advertised when they are open

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

The fear of sharks in a swimming pool when I was a kid was REAL!!

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

@shiani_m you have to do an online application and then a 4min video about yourself and why you should go on,I applied for this one.

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

@JamesARadcliffe I did one a few months ago,1st clean shave in about 10years.....fucking awful

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

I can't wait to get back to #Canada, whistler I can't wait to get on that mountain

[Chris coates @chriscoates87]

When your in your #S5 and and #RS5 pulls up behind you,defiantly my face 😩