Christina Coffey

questioning my sanity, one tweet at a time ...

[Christina Coffey @chriscoffeyy]

coming back to twitter, definitely not because I just found a sticky note with my password on it and have been too lazy to change password

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i'm pretty intimidated by the size of the screen on my new laptop. I mean, it's awesome, but watching scary movies is decidedly scarier

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I may be sprawled out on the floor doing a jigsaw puzzle, but the wine reassures me that I really am, in fact, about to turn 24

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alas, i do not know which gates are open at which times, nor does my gps #newdutystation #sameoldstrug

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the only reason i'm not in bed yet is that i am too tired to move the five feet to it #wipedout

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Aerosmith concert with the Coffey family this weekend : rock out with your llamas out

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as soon as i'm done with my russian testing i am going to read the CRAP out of some books

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@MandyCoughs ehehe sugar cookies

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"@CuteEmergency: http://t.co/D2y95qUWSR"@chriscoffeyy

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after some pinterest searching i have come to the conclusion that the world is lacking in dinosaur-themed bedroom decor for adults #sadday

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I found it disproportionately funny when I read, written somewhat ominously in my Russian notes: "winter is coming."

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PSA to everyone in the barracks: @v_rose23 's tweets have inspired in me a profound need to watch sharknado 1 & 2... I'm so sorry neighbors

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@MandyCoughs nothing says fun like my stomach voluntarily melting itself out of russian-induces stress

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@MandyCoughs also, russian and the navy have made my life devoid of all but masochistic humor for the past six months

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@MandyCoughs srsly. it stopped working on my phone so I forgot it existed

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@MandyCoughs "you know nothing, Jon Snow"

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@MandyCoughs OMG I just saw this now and I can't stop laughing

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my friends told me that after last weekend I need to stop sending them drunk snapchats.... from a night that I was completely sober

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just got a text "are you the one who knows all about the midget fights?" and I must say I would love to know how i got THAT reputation

[Christina Coffey @chriscoffeyy]

Not gunna lie I do think promise rings are pretty adorable “@TheDreamCIoset: THE REAL DEFINITION OF A PROMISE RING http://t.co/sjnX3vCX5J”