Chris Conetta

Got lost on my way to Instagram and ended up here

[Chris Conetta @chrisdconetta]

@wardchristianj LOVE. When can we catch up?

[Chris Conetta @chrisdconetta]

@LEGO_Group @KevLAbeast never have to step on another leg brick again

[dumb bitch media @dumbbitchmedia]

a lunchable is charcuterie if you’re not a fucking classist

[L.A. Beast @KevLAbeast]

I was the Rob’s Best Man at his wedding & he asked a favor of me. His wife is a wonderful teacher & excellent mother 2her son. She deserves some recognition. If you have Facebook, would it be possible to give Rachel a vote? I would appreciate it very much. https://t.co/KQDWqrrqU6

[Jimmy Kimmel @jimmykimmel]

This is how you do it. https://t.co/VzdCg6IGxe

[Ari Paparo @aripap]

Apple drives audience to News app which is impossible to monetize, and deletes high value cookies in Safari. Tell me again how Facebook and Google killed journalism? https://t.co/RVcanxdNxk

[Pepsi @pepsi]

If you love Crystal Pepsi, you've probably heard of @KevLAbeast. If you love @KevLAbeast, you know he's always doing something big. Watch the ultimate fan take on the ultimate heat, and maybe take a sip after watching. You'll need it.

[kyle alex brett @kyalbr]

This country is a horror movie.

[Chris Conetta @chrisdconetta]

Never thought I’d be ready to run through a brick wall at an adtech conference #IXOpen

[Chris Conetta @chrisdconetta]

@onetrueorder @Requidan @larakiara I want

[Chris Conetta @chrisdconetta]

Good thing for @Amtrak that the proverbial bus @NJTRANSIT just threw them under is broken down in XBL https://t.co/lkjlWGRThP

[NJ TRANSIT @NJTRANSIT]

NJ TRANSIT ambassadors are in Newark Penn to help you with your morning commute navigating around Amtrak’s Portal Bridge malfunction.

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Known as @KevLABeast competitive eater Kevin Strahle has garnered millions of fans online eating things like cacti and curdled milk. Host @AshaLeo follows his training as he plans to push his physical limits and take his eating feats to the next level > https://t.co/PplW1Hg9R1

[Chris Conetta @chrisdconetta]

@tomsaintjohn Almost as romantic as the Cologne/Tel Aviv trip

[Chris Conetta @chrisdconetta]

Amazing

[Chris Conetta @chrisdconetta]

Someone's gotta tell the president that Joshua is not f'ing around and stick to tic-tac-toe

[Criteo @criteo]

.@WSJ's @larakiara discusses the launch of Criteo Commerce Marketing Ecosystem and its impact on the retail industry https://t.co/oGkGPz0l86

[Chris Conetta @chrisdconetta]

@Scaramucci

[Chris Conetta @chrisdconetta]

Or a girl band named 'Scari Spice'? https://t.co/WP8rDypkL9

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

Anyone else want to see Sean Spicer and Anthony Scaramucci in a buddy cop movie called "Spicy and the Mooch?"

[Chris Conetta @chrisdconetta]

@nytimes couldn't have picked a better photo to sum up his month https://t.co/PT7X6KbXBq

[The New York Times @nytimes]

President Trump’s demolition project just got shut down, at least for now https://t.co/tXaQHXetWN

[Chris Conetta @chrisdconetta]

enter @KevLAbeast https://t.co/or2E4vdQmQ

[Uncrate @uncrate]

Creating the Carolina Reaper https://t.co/6NUkqtbbkK