Christopher De Cotis

freelance shoemodel, actor, dogsitter, housesitter, cabana boy, journalist ...

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@poolbilliardsCO K.j onm

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@ChrisJack10 @TDubbs2 How did I miss this lol

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What's the difference between ecstasy and nirvana?

One shotgun

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If anyone in the car complained about how long a road trip was taking, Buzz Aldrin would look them square in the eye and say “Motherfucker, I went to the moon.” And there would be silence for the duration of the ride.

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So when do the ultra rich bring the helicopters to hover over the playa and dry it out?

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Was the Titan submersible tragedy a deep fake?

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@hubris_jones https://t.co/p3lqtV4Ya1

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@McDermedFox9 I just bought a steam mop last weekend 😆

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@Super70sSports @ByJayClemons @PhanArt

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Here’s Jimi Hendrix getting his hair done while reading Mad Magazine. Enjoy your Saturday.

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@wendysdotcom @PhanArt ☠️

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@tastemakersmag

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My work here is done

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@PhanArt @sakuraYEM I miss those #sunglasses #antelopshades

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@PhanArt Hope not maybe The Wheel will add a few more sets at the Gideon Putnam