chris

I like Michigan and Detroit sports, except when I don’t. Logistics nerd.

[chris @chrisdfo]

@GoldieDubDub @axios What dumb cunt is still trying to pay J6 rioters?

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Trump on Iran: "We're very close to having a deal — and if we don't have a deal, we'll do it one way or the other. Either way, we win."

[chris @chrisdfo]

Oh okay cool thank you so much

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump has said stocks should go up, not down.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@SoundDobad I know this may sound petty, but I can’t stand it when people put photoshop a meth pipe in my mouth. A crack pipe doesn’t have that little bowl at the end. This is why we can’t trust AI. Please make the appropriate edit. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

[chris @chrisdfo]

@jcostas27 @RoidMcCoy @FriedgeHNIC Larkin is a shit leader and a 2C on any team with talent. It’s been pretty clear (to me at least) for a couple of years that he is part of the problem and not the solution

[chris @chrisdfo]

You just have to love when the trash decides to take itself out

[NHL News @PuckReportNHL]

BREAKING: Dylan Larkin requests trade from Detroit, per @FriedgeHNIC. #LGRW https://t.co/G5kokwnGQL

[chris @chrisdfo]

@drizzle55551 @howsyabird_ @AdamSchefter @RapSheet @TomPelissero That’s just objectively not true. Herschel Walker, anyone?

[chris @chrisdfo]

This is like the 37th best day of my life

[Brice Marich @BriceMarich]

Michigan and Houston expected to play an exhibition game in Grand Rapids.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Mike Johnson has said that lawmakers' $174,000 salaries haven't kept up with inflation, and they need stock trading for support, per MoneyWise

[chris @chrisdfo]

If Red Bull doesn’t make sudachi lime a permanent flavor when the summer is over, I’m calling the feds

[chris @chrisdfo]

@SBlockspy @unusual_whales You realize had we never attacked Iran in the first place, the strait of hormuz wouldn’t be unstable right now?

[Jed 🇬🇧 @TigersJUK]

Zach short is back he’s a terrorist

[chris @chrisdfo]

Is our government literally fucking retarded

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: 23 hantavirus cruise passengers returned home to 'all corners,' including to the US, and one is already sick, per NYP

[ProPublica @propublica]

New: Investigators found that leaders of a prison gang in Puerto Rico were selling inmates drugs in exchange for voting for Gov. Jenniffer González-Colón, a longtime Republican. After Trump’s election, prosecutors were told not to pursue charges. https://t.co/W5STcmWguR

[chris @chrisdfo]

@metlman @ohiovoter4145 @FrankLuntz Wrapping burgers in foil doesn’t count as being “in the aluminum business”

[chris @chrisdfo]

The one beef I have with west Michigan Home Depots is that none of them have hot dog vendors in them

[Molly Ploofkins @Mollyploofkins]

Karoline Leavitt to Fox before the White House Correspondents' Dinner: "It will be funny. It will be entertaining. There will be some shots fired tonight in the room."

[chris @chrisdfo]

The absolute dumbest kids you’d ever meet were doing this in my 6th grade class

[Dov Kleiman @NFL_DovKleiman]

Impressive: New Cowboys safety Caleb Downs solved a Rubik's Cube on the red carpet in under 60 seconds.

Downs is one of the smartest players in the league.

🤯🤯🤯

[chris @chrisdfo]

Sry I have bone spurs can’t do it

[chris @chrisdfo]

@OozaruVegeta69 @TigersJUK Colt Keith wears a crown!