Chris D.

Talker of shit. In abundance. 🔥🔥🔥On an island like Gilligan trying to stack some grants like Horace.

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

How I Ended Up In DR: A Short Story. https://t.co/eD33T9lkiB #Travel #TrueStory #ExpatLife #DominicanRepublic #BlackTwitter

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

Using #chatGPT to model my rulers from #ck3 first by feeding it screenshots of the characters in game, then using #sims4studio to turn those paintings into art to hang in the castle. 4 games, one dynasty! #citiesskylines #sims4 #ck3 #eu4

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

Which was more embarrassing? Being the guy who recorded Tyrese's Django audition tape... Or the engineer who tracked Steven Segal's reggae song?

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

That was dope, he did his homework. Classic tdown celebration! #Namaste #Texans #arianfoster

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

“In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate." - Toni Morrison

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

#FATPAT #TOPSDROP #TEXANS https://t.co/LowPP7cIFX

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

My suspicions were correct... That new #Texans kit is ridiciously dope. Shoutout to the team who worked on this project. No leaks, great rollout. One small beef. You used "Tops Drop" but didn't mention the legend Fat Pat, who made the song. RIP to him

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

Me: "Remember those old Houston Oiler starter pullover jackets? Do one with the new Texans rivalry kit."
ChatGPT:

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

Me: "Hey chatGPT update my #Texans t-shirt with the new rivalry swag."

ChatGPT:

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

Respect to the legend #FatPat. This was from his album "Ghetto Dreams." GO STREAM IT, BUY IT, SHOW HIM AND HIS DISCOGRAPHY SOME LOVE

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

Welcome to the land where it just don't stop.

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

6 words to 2. I feel proud for your dad.

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

5 words to 4. Put up or shut up.

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

HR contacted me directly, so now I have 3 contracts with them. I just don't understand why my employer would intentionally damage a relationship with a big company, and not try and expand upon it. Like how is it over 2 years we only have the one contract? Who works in sales? smdh

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

Is that I have a direct line to HR with that company. She contacted me to see what was the deal, and why my employer hasn't renewed. I had no idea. Caught me by surprise. The conspiracy man within me immediately thought sabotage. But why would my employer do that? makes no sense.

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

Recently it was time for my employer to renew the contract with him, which is basically open ended. The guy enjoys working with me, and wants to continue. My employer tells them that "i am unavailable at this time, and busy with other classes." what my employer didn't know..

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

Now the place i work for is paying me pennies to work with the client. What my employer doesn't know is that the client has me working with HIS employees, so there are 2 layers here. my payment via my employer, and my payment that I earn from the freelance work.

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

So i'm working for this place. They have me doing work with a client. The client is the head of a major company that has offices overseas, he runs one of those offices.

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

Shorty up there sounding like Hitler 😂😂😂 #Hotd and they really dragging out this damn Tumbleton shit. Fight already smdy

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

Supercunt. Because why would you make Alan kill the high sept when any of them rooty poo ass guards could've done it? Because she's a cunt. That's why #Hotd

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

Babygirl finally got a bath. Bless her heart

[Chris D. @chrisdogan]

So yall speak high valerian alone but English in front of the help? Aight then😂🤷🏾‍♂️ #HouseOfTheDragon