chris

[chris @chrisdoorknob]

@vertumotorsCEO @VertuMotors Thank you

[chris @chrisdoorknob]

@vertumotorsCEO you’re Nottingham branch of Hyundai is the most shocking service we’ve ever encountered. They’ve had our car 2.5 mnths and not even started looking at it yet. Don’t buy from hyundai or @VertuMotors because they won’t bother fixing your car in even if it is covered

[chris @chrisdoorknob]

@VertuMotors please can you get in touch, vertu Nottingham have had our car for months and are refusing to work on it

[chris @chrisdoorknob]

@vertumotorsCEO @Excelr8M @BTCC @Tomingram80 @Hyundai_UK If you could contact me about this bunch please, that would be great. They seem to think having our car for over 2.5 months and not even diagnosing it is acceptable

[chris @chrisdoorknob]

@RoyalMailHelp again why can you not deliver a parcel to me? I’d even come and get it!

[chris @chrisdoorknob]

@RoyalMail why do you always say the address was inaccessible when you don’t deliver my packages? No one has been to deliver my parcel. Whats the point in paying for next day delivery if you don’t deliver it?

[chris @chrisdoorknob]

Drankin #RHBCF16 #nottinghambeerfestival

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

I'm going to keep it classy. It would be ‘morally wrong’ and ‘hypocrytical’ to comment on another individual’s tax affairs.

[chris @chrisdoorknob]

@corihenry hit me up brah! Need to ask ya suttttin!

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Scott's Tots: by far the worst thing I've ever done.

[️ @Routinho_]

Don't know what to say, absolute genius.

[chris @chrisdoorknob]

@JeremyClarkson

[chris @chrisdoorknob]

@cineworld your customer services is the worst thing ever! All i want to do is cancel my unlimited card when it ends and no one ever answers

[Cara Corderoy @CaraCorderoy]

New Episodes of The U.S. Office on Netflix makes me very happy

[chris @chrisdoorknob]

Sassy

[chris @chrisdoorknob]

Why cant every business agree to all start at like 11?