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[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

@Immy_220 No

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

@Commentaryz1ep 16

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

@MartinSLewis what's the crack with IVAs? Is there a time limit for applying? I was just told on WhatsApp by a company that I have 7 days but I think it was just pressure tactics. I have screenshot as well. Thanks

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

@TERIMAAKIJACK Totally agree

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

@PolitlcsUK Quick to mention the race there 🤣

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

#BRANOR fifa tried there best but Norway still smashed it 👏

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

#BritishGP Labour politicians rinsing us for every penny then #lisanandy has the nerve to get the freebie race trip and hand out the trophy. #champagnesocialist

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

Have we run out of British singers then #BritishGP

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

@gurntoran @stevehales18 @footballontnt Im glad he's there. Finally a relatable royal. Good on him.

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

#princewilliam at the game makes me believe there's a great future for the monarchy. Relatable bloke 👍 #europa #uelfinal #avfc

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

What a fix. Gift wrapped finish and didn't take it. #FuryMakhmudov

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

Makers of #CallofDuty rubbing there hands today. Call of duty "battle for Tehran" coming to #playstation and #xbox soon #Iran

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

#COVMID saw this and thought we were dealing witha new pandemic 😬😬

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

@BROKENBRITAIN0 If the NHS can tout this as healthy I wonder what else they said was healthy, like vaccines perhaps 🤔

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

#Venezuela is a good result. Hopefully communist dictators that overtax the middle class, force immigration upon the people, give away sovereign land and airbases that the us etc etc are shitting themselves this morning 😁 well done #Trump

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

#darts crowd that are booing need to have a word with themselves. Are you there to watch top darts or get pissed. Wankers!!

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

@flash_mufc9 Wish they would sort it out. Its embarrassing!

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

@ZiaYusufUK Wonder why the other countries rejected him 🤔

[chris Pearce @chrisdpearce]

#PrimeVideo has been absolutely ruined by adverts. 5 minutes of program then 2 minutes of adverts. Sort it out.

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful we have had a mm of #snow in the uk

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes