The Calai Lama

Quaffable

[Chesterfield FC @ChesterfieldFC]

Expect everything.

🏆 The #CarabaoCup is back! 🙌

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

@SP_EnergyPeople my smart meter installation was missed by the engineer and I can't rearrange it through the website or get through on the phone. Is there a way around this?

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

Sorted now.

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

@thetrainline Hi, I'm having issues amending the date of one of my bookings. I keep getting the below message, both on PC and mobile. Can you help?

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

@ItsJackNeedham @YodelOnline That'll tell 'em

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

Just when you thought @YodelOnline couldn't get any shitter, they won't even let you post feedback

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

@turrhall @YodelOnline Ha, it needed to be something big. 2 days of trying to arrange deliveries gets to you

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

Or maybe it's just at Hidden

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

Students just don't know know how to queue, no wonder old people voted for brexit

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

Michael Ronald

[Peter Crouch @petercrouch]

Please retweet or fave if you would like me to recreate? https://t.co/ryLN32dCFc

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

Mutton dressed as spooky lamb

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

@nickcalladine ah, just seen this! Would have been interesting

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

I wonder how many people have died waiting for Argos' website to load.

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

@chrisdugarry I also get free beer, which is nice.

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

Join the club at Beer52 and get mates rates £12 off 8 bottles of craft beer, delivered to your door. https://t.co/2h8zAPfJmk

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

Glad Raheem's starting, Sterling could do with a boost.

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

Brexiters with the tinfoil on about voting in pencil, just remember that Laszlo Biro was Hungarian. #trustthepencil

[The Calai Lama @chrisdugarry]

@DANNYBOYAYE @btsportfootball @btsport he scored during normal time

[Jonathan Wilson @jonawils]

Not bothered which side went through, but another tie rendered silly by the away goals rule. https://t.co/6npqB09gud