ChriseePaps

Finding humor in the absurdity of the world. Opinions are my own. Not of the robots. But they would have me say that.

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I sometimes use Twitter for a midday mea culpa. Also, rants. Sometimes sports, and lastly everyday bullshit (and partyy)

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Ball in his hand, foot past the line of scrimmage. But it’s okay, because they’re playing the Jets. Make it make sense NFL

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@AreYouGarbage @AdamSandler

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@AreYouGarbage Sports broadcaster Dan Patrick @dpshow

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@AreYouGarbage @AaronRodgers12

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@AreYouGarbage @KevinJames

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@AreYouGarbage @PGA_JohnDaly

[Woody Johnson @woodyjohnson4]

Week 9, we're going primetime on Monday Night Football vs the Chargers. I've got two tickets in the Metlife 50 Club for a lucky fan.

Follow and retweet for a chance to win.

Rules: https://t.co/Chv6mo2rkL #LACvsNYJ #Sweepstakes

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@AreYouGarbage Throw the ceremonial first pitch at a Phillies game

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@BarstoolBigCat @StellaBlueCoff 196.7

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@EvanRobertsWFAN “checks all the boxes” count:
1.Boone+process ~3:19pm
2.Anthony Rizzo ~3:30pm
Did I miss any?
@craigcartonlive @CartonRoberts @CMacWFAN @tommylugauer

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@heykayadams on @CartonRoberts is Marconi-worthy radio @craigcartonlive @EvanRobertsWFAN

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Stanton just said “Ball Don’t Lie!!” #nyy

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@craigcartonlive remains a nominee for @PulseOfThePPL @CartonRoberts @lkimel @EvanRobertsWFAN @tommylugauer @CMacWFAN #tailgate #citifield

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Why do the bullpen guys run out to the scrum instead of the opposing bullpen? #MLB #Mets #Cardinals

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Jets and Dolphins are in serious talks to trade for Chiefs’ WR Tyreek Hill, per league sources. Hill and Chiefs are mulling what to do but Hill’s time in KC looks like it could be coming to an end.

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@JimmyRandazzo

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Me writing my thesis if I had any conviction at all

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

i never should have gone back to school

[Kyle Brandt @KyleBrandt]

“I’m gonna quit ESPN.”

Marriage. Kids. Career. I’m inspired by Dan Patrick’s story here.

Full 10Q ep: https://t.co/CqwlZR9tta

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@JimmyRandazzo Doug Mintkiewicz

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@everyonescomedy @LukeTouma