Shiko

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

"Dad, I'm hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I'm DAD." "Dad, I'm serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I'm Dad."

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

*One Kid Farts in class* *Another kid gets blamed for it*

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

I will not be impressed with technology until I can download food from the internet.

[Shiko @chrisemem]

LMAO @ComedyCentralKE Yes mobile phone, I know you have 10% battery left, but vibrating and beeping at me isn't really going to help is it?

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

Yes mobile phone, I know you have 10% battery left, but vibrating and beeping at me isn't really going to help is it?

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

Life is like camera. Focus on what's important. And you will capture it perfectly

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

Boy:can i touch ur software? Girl:show me first ur hardware Boy:can i install it in ur system? Girl:OK! if u cover it with anti-virus first

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

PAYCHECK, Y U NO COME IN AS FAST AS THOSE BILLS?

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

Looking at your girl and wondering "was I drunk when i entered this relationship? #ManziYaRamaNiKiatu

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

1 universe, 8 planets, 204 countries, 804 islands, 7 seas, 7 billion people. Don't let 1 ruin your day. Lovely day to all #KOT

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

Relationships now a days - One Male - One Female - One Ex trying to mess it up & - One Friend secretly hoping it ends.

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

Music volume ▁ ▂ ▃ ▅ ▆ ▇ 100. @thejam984

[Shiko @chrisemem]

Turkana dudes wako wapi

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

AFTER BREAKUP
Blocked on Facebook: Done ✔ Unfollowed on Twitter: Done ✔ Erased from Cell Phone: Done ✔ Deleted from the Heart: Error ✖

[Shiko @chrisemem]

i need a soldier

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

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[Shiko @chrisemem]

@kastonekelvin fine

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

Sometimes, i'm glad i'm average looking, because then I know girls love me for me, not as a trophy they can show off.

[White cap mbili @Spidermusk]

My cat raps. His name? Wiska lifa....