Chris Eyre

Software Craftsman. Groovy/Javascript/Elixir developer. Exercism mentor. Making systems that can be reasoned about. he/him

Surname is pronounced air

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

My first book just hit 101 readers!

https://t.co/P4XXY1IzoX

[German Velasco @germsvel]

I finally finished writing the blog post that shares a few reflections and things I tried while creating ExCrap (some good, some bad) without reading the code.

✍️ https://t.co/xT6H7qt2DK

#ElixirLang #MyElixirStatus

[Persistent Paul 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇲 🇺🇦 @pauljgibler]

@TheTNHoller @BadrobotLinda @SenThomTillis You missed the best, Trump drove the 8 - 10 ton beast along with his entire motorcade across the bottom of the reflecting pool reportedly before the coating had cured and with so much weight he damaged the base. #retatrutide

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@JamesSurowiecki @mehdirhasan Would driving The Beast across it after the base was apllied do any of this damage?

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

I'm confident nobody will share this.

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@Parody_PM Reform in Kent want to increase charges to bus routes.
This will result in Bexley residents losing direct bus access to one of the two hospitals with A+E services.

If you go to hospital by ambulance you typically require the bus route to return home.

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@Baww318 @RapidResponse47 @VP For once it is working.

[Rich Maenner @RichMaenner]

@HQNewsNow It’s a complete clown show 🤡

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@MyTardis_ @HQNewsNow Did Iran accept the offer?

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@TheFamousArtBR Its a very odd law as the knife can be carried while shieved but becomes illegal to have if drawn for aggressive purposes.

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@Parody_PM The hack appears to be a level 8 network error: error exists between keyboard and chair.

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@Parody_PM

[Janis Jalopy™ @janisjalopy]

That’s the plan, Stan. Looking forward to seeing you at Nuremberg. #smokefleet

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@archer_rs Purist ideoligies don't make for large groups. Reform is doomed given that if anyone challenges Farage then they will be thrown out. Reform is a company he owns and has no real internal democracy.

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@Parody_PM Someone also forgot the rounding error.

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@archer_rs I wonder who he learned this trick from? #AgentOrange

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@agberg13 @mark_slapinski

[NყƙƚυɾɳαƖ @nykturna1]

@mark_slapinski Was it the the Jules quote? Please say it was the Jules quote.

[D. Quentin Carruthers @DanQCarruthers]

@mehdirhasan The eyes are killing me 😂

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@theliamnissan Agent Oranges real loyalties are not hidden that well.

[Chris Eyre @chriseyre2000]

@theliamnissan Iran should probably give trump a medal. Employee of the week.