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[Gumball Machine @gumballonfun]

Ignored by Crypto Twitter, unloved by Stonk Fun and unknown to Pump Fun.

Gumsy still doesn’t care. It’s fighting all the way to MILLIONS for its holders. 🔥

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

@gumballonfun Gumsy deserve Millions 😎

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

@gumballonfun codes rules here

[Sorena @0xsorena]

I swear I’ve downloaded so many sleep apps just to forget they exist a couple of weeks later

That’s honestly what I’m watching with @sleepagotchi. Not how good the roadmap sounds, but whether people actually stick around.

I like the mix of sleep tracking, game mechanics and the AI features Gotchi Labs is working toward. It gives the project room to grow beyond just tracking how you slept.

But getting people to try something is one thing. Getting them to use it three months later is a completely different story.

I’m also curious to see how they make all this work for people who have zero interest in crypto.

For now, I’m keeping an eye on it. Less interested in promises, more interested in what they actually ship next 👀

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

@Diablo_787 @dgns_alpha @PrimalHeads hand raised✋

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

@redstone_defi 2026 is a red year.

[RedStone ♦️ @redstone_defi]

In 2026, there’s no halfway execution.

You either help build the next financial system, or you get left behind.
We know that and will continue delivering up to the highest standards.

Our 2026 commitments 👇

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

RedStone is next-level. 🚀

[RedStone ♦️ @redstone_defi]

2025 was a massive year for the RedStone Miners community ♦️

From $RED TGE to major product launches, every milestone was backed by one of the most active oracle communities in crypto.

This thread is a thank-you to the Miners who showed up, and kept building with us 🧵

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

Legacy oracles are incredibly slow and inefficient.
@redstone_defi 's architecture is the breakthrough we need for high frequency DeFi.
Data should be as fast as physics allows.

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

@diehard_pepe @redstone_defi shorty is the best character ever!😆

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

@babayaga10900 @0xSmerfik @MarcinRedStone marcin is handsome even there lol

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

@babayaga10900 @redstone_defi big guy. run boys.

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

@diehard_pepe @redstone_defi she picked the banana when there was a grenade? looool

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

@JosephM_1989 @redstone_defi This is hilarious! 🤣🤣😂😂

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

@JosephM_1989 @redstone_defi seeing blood everywhere lmao

[Linera ⛓️ @linera_io]

🚨 Don’t be Late. Be Real-Time.

Introducing the Linera Buildathon, where developers build the next generation of instant, agentic, onchain apps powered by Linera’s microchains.

[Byte02 @ZiloByte]

RedStone x MuDigital Integration: On-Chain PoR for Asian RWAs!

Breaking news: @redstone_defi's oracle feeds now power @MuDigitalHQ new tokens AZND (synthetic USD) and muBOND (repricing bond), bringing real-time proof-of-reserves to on-chain Asian yields!.

That means every AZND and muBOND has ironclad collateral visibility on chain.
In plain speak: you can literally watch MuDigital’s reserves backing each token tick up and down live, no more blind trust or stale reports.

MuDigital’s RWA mission: Mu is an Asia-first DeFi protocol, “blazing the trail for Asian companies to acquire USD financing from crypto”. They’re taking Asia’s under-represented bond/loan market and tokenizing it “empowering global stablecoin holders to access Asia’s top tokenized yield products”.

In other words, Mu issues bonds (muBOND) and a synthetic dollar (AZND) backed by real Asian loans & assets. Importantly, transparency is core to Mu’s vision: “Transparency and Trust” is literally its creed.

How RedStone secures muBOND: RedStone provides “proof-of-reserve” oracles; think of them as bank-grade auditors on-chain. These oracles aggregate and cryptographically attest the exact collateral (loans, treasuries, etc.) backing muBOND/AZND. Crucially, RedStone runs on 110+ blockchains (Ethereum, all major EVMs, Solana, TON, you name it), so MuDigital’s reserves are monitored in real-time everywhere. As Mu mints/burns AZND or muBOND, RedStone’s pull/push feeds update instantaneously with the changing backing assets. The result? Users and smart contracts can verify at any moment that every bond is fully collateralized.
No more audit delays, it’s on-chain transparency.

Why this matters: On-chain PoR (proof of reserve) is a game-changer for RWA trust. Instead of opaque debt deals or periodic audits, Mu’s bond program now has continuously verified backing. That supercharges DeFi bond credibility, you actually know these Asian yields are legit. Asia has a massive credit market (think trillions in loans and mortgages) often left out of crypto; MuDigital aims to fix that, and RedStone just provided the trust layer to do it safely. Plus, Asia’s regulators (Singapore, HK, Japan, etc.) are actively embracing tokenization, so having ironclad on-chain proof makes these products palatable for institutional and retail onchain users alike.

Built on monad for speed & composability: This integration runs on @monad; a blazing-fast EVM-compatible chain (10k TPS, sub-second blocks, near-zero). Monad’s throughput means Asian bonds can trade/combine with DeFi apps without bottlenecks. The full EVM compatibility also means AZND/muBOND will plug into existing DeFi Lego blocks.

Bottom line: @RedStone + @MuDigitalHQ on @monad means super-transparent, cross-chain Asian RWAs are now part of the DeFi toolkit. It’s a big step for real-world asset bonds and a win for anyone craving next-gen DeFi transparency.

Sources:
RedStone tweet: https://t.co/G7Chig3hSa
MuDigital:
https://t.co/L62RmHcN5l,
RedStone docs: https://t.co/EAAo4lKIVw
RedStone’s proof-of-reserves: https://t.co/ERwxvB83Yk,

[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

@HanaChunlove @NexusLabs 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[bookmaker.XYZ @bookmakerxyz]

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[chris the chef @chrisforcrypto1]

@diehard_pepe 🚀🚀🚀