Chris Forrette

He/him, SRE dad at @splice, drummer, in love with coffee

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@Chik Yessss, I loved it

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

Was it a dream, or was there a time where we used the term "bomb diggity" to refer to good things

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@MilanLoveless https://t.co/P2eMWERRpa

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@deathbearbrown Can't read it, it's perfect

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@idrnkyrmlkshake @masenmatthews +1 For Baratza anything. The Encore is ~$120. I've had a Virtuoso (~$250) for like 10+ years and their support is the best. I also love that they're anti-waste so they heavily encourage you to replace parts and make it easy to do so.

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@rickybellspdx Behind the scenes of Ricky's famous jizz sauce?

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@masenmatthews Hard agree. In a similar vein, I hate people who move away but still comment in their old Nextdoor neighborhoods about how shitty everything is.

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@rickybellspdx My favorite drummer is Nick Yacyshyn who plays in Baptists (punk/hardcore), Sumac (metal), and he's played on (great) albums with The Armed and Genghis Tron. Here's a drum playthrough of a Rain City Session w/ Baptists—he's super talented and fun to watch: https://t.co/9dzAsZxcwQ

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

Pager code

[Oded Rechavi @OdedRechavi]

Tenure

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@rickybellspdx You're a pretty fantastic dude, hang in there! ❤️

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@laynemcnish ZSH = Zip-a-dee-do-da Shell

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@sougwen "Razor boxing club" 😬

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@deathbearbrown Oh damn!! 🎉

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

Been building a K8s cluster to handle CI/CD at work and, upon giving it its first real tire-kick, found that we way underprovisioned our subnets and ran out of IPs (~500 😐). So today we switched to IPv6 and now we have 2 subnets with 18 _quadrillion_ IPs each. Boy bye.

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

ME: (grunting and groaning getting into the car)
AVERY (3 y/o): What's wrong dad?
ME: Oh, I'm just getting old and my body hurts
A: Our bodies die as we get older
ME: ...uh ...yeah 😐

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@cabel @nsuttner Why would you not wear it with pride?

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

If I've learned anything from being on Nextdoor, it's that people (boomers?) love an excuse to use that cop-ish suspect description (caucasian male, 5' 10", 180lbs., short gray hair, etc.) for even the most mundane of incidents

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@spicycubano @leasdef @lil_buts @jojo_pdx what does it rhyme with

[Chris Forrette @chrisforrette]

@rickybellspdx You're mostly right but Dutch apple pie is better than all these

[Charles Booker @Booker4KY]

Mitch McConnell just learned he will not be Majority Leader. Enjoy your evening, America.