Thor the masterbating Walrus

Not related to the actress Anna Friel and loads of other people.

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

As a fat, bald, middle aged white male. It makes me furious that other fat, bald, middle aged white men are using a tragedy to push their racist agenda.

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

Another crime, is that all the beverage manufacturers decided to make all the bottle tops of their beverages stay attached to the actual cap. Who is that for? Was losing your bottle top such a big issue that they had to change all the caps so that it now gets in the way.

#wank

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

That fact Assange still has to pay $500,000 after being locked up for 14 years, for simply reporting on the crimes of those in power, is a crime in itself.

At least he's free. Though I bet that he mysteriously dies of a heart attack or is killed in an "accident" soon.

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@Tomzorz I think you'll find it's very, very illegal to cook while the vehicle is in motion. Especially when we would highly flammable bank notes and bonds in the back. It's just asking for trouble.

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@Tomzorz What about this scenario. we're robbing a bank, but you're hungry and one of our fellow bank robbers wanted to make a delicious meal before we made our escape? Only I was saying "nah, we need to go. WE NEED TO GO. The bizzies will be ere any moment. We don't have time to cook."

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@Tomzorz A sock then a slipper? 🤔

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@TheKopHQ This is very similar to how I felt that time Vinny Kompany scored a screamer against Leicester in the dying seconds.

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

If Spurs beat City this evening and helped Arsenal win the league. Would that be the most Spursy thing Spurs have ever done?

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@Tomzorz Now that you mention it. That's another thing that gives it away AI generated this image. The cup has a red flowers on it, so would not belong to an Everton fan.

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@Tomzorz Haha. It's good, but we know that no self respecting Evertonian would circle anything with a red pen. #AI

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@Tomzorz I too remember Small Soldiers (1998).

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@Tomzorz

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@shaney1982 I'm sure our kids will play nicely wiv your lot.

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@shaney1982 Is this squad the worst you have seen in the Prem?

Sorry to rub it in like, but good god they are proper, skiddy undies. Pure dung hey.

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@tobytarrant to answer your question from earlier. No. It's not worth tuning in for the 2nd half.

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@Tomzorz Customer: I'll have the Bubble & squeak please.

Waiter: Not a problem sir......

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

This time of year is always a time of reflection for myself. It's the anniversary of the day I lost my 1st ever pet. I miss you Tam, Tam. 😔 #heavengotanotherangelthatnight

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@nypost

[Thor the masterbating Walrus @chrisfreal]

@BradEFC1 ,🤞🏼🤞🏼

[Paul @PauI16_]

Is this how the rest of the country felt when the Queen died?