Christopher Myers

Proud Daddy, Sonos aficionado, closet nerd, idea guy, HHM Digital Media Manager & @SuccessfulMusik Social Media & Marketing Analyst. Let's talk!!

[Christopher Myers @chrisfromberne]

2/2: #dearintern picked up by my supervisor, who obviously knew what happened, but he didn’t say anything because he knew I was a struggling single dad. He dropped my off at my place just in time for me to watch my car her repossessed. Bad days happen. They don’t last.

[Christopher Myers @chrisfromberne]

1/2: #dearintern I was once so desperate for employment that I took a job going door to door to sell basement waterproofing. I got dropped off in a remote neighborhood and ended up pissing my pants because I couldn’t find a place to relieve myself. I then had to get picked…

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@sharneezoll @Candace_Parker Loved the chance to see you sis!! Can’t wait till next time, when we can bring the whole fam out!

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@thebenthatraps @SonOfABoyDad So happy for you bro!!

[Von Khafre @VonKhafre]

Patrick Beverly be like… #PHXvsLAC

[Christopher Myers @chrisfromberne]

Congress was just here to get their sweatshirt and toothbrush back...and then Pennsylvania shows up...🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

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@Astra @johnkrausphotos Send it!!

[Christopher Myers @chrisfromberne]

@Astra Send it!! Can’t wait for you guys to launch this bad boy!

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@BubbaWallace You’re goddamned right you deserve this Bubba! Continue to do what you do on the track and off it. Kids like my son are looking to you for examples!!

[Christopher Myers @chrisfromberne]

Do you think the guys from Nirvana went into their Unplugged set, thinking it was the last time they’d play with Kurt?

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https://t.co/XssWYWTP8B

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@MayorTomHenry As much as it pains me to say it, “some” is already “too much.” 😕

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Ummm

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@KathrynDPorter

[Tectonix @TectonixGEO]

Want to see the true potential impact of ignoring social distancing? Through a partnership with @xmodesocial, we analyzed secondary locations of anonymized mobile devices that were active at a single Ft. Lauderdale beach during spring break. This is where they went across the US:

[Christopher Myers @chrisfromberne]

@HallsDeck Yes.

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@KathrynDPorter @lexielong5 A shower rod?

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Patiently waiting for Daniel Levy to join @bookcameo, so I can send my pregnant wife @kathryndporter a personalized message that will ultimately change the lives of both mother, and baby.

[Christopher Myers @chrisfromberne]

Update: we are winning the jukebox battle!

[Christopher Myers @chrisfromberne]

Currently in an epic struggle for jukebox supremacy. Which is definitely better than white supremacy. Stay tuned for the winner.

[Christopher Myers @chrisfromberne]

Does anyone else miss Bunsen and Beaker? I sure do, because I think they're just the kind of scientists we need to get through to people that don't believe basic scientific principles are real. Tell me I'm wrong..