Chris Gervais

feelin' the flow, workin it

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Bowled a 100 exactly today. Was honing in on some gnarly spin to strikes. The score matched how I felt. My wife beat by 9 pins, my kids not far behind. Solid outing.

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Jim Nantz is an icon.

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Just had the BLTA from @Potbelly and it absolutely slapped. Shoutout to @Potbelly for making my day with a wonderful sandwich. 🤙

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Corkage fee

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@bradyskoglund @taylorswift13 Maroon slaps too. Especially the part where she says something like “I’m the real fucking legacy” check it out.

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I can’t wait to watch football today not having to worry about fantasy implications. Let’s rip.

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“Have you ever seen a candy cane ride a skateboard?” - Nora

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Be excellent to each other.

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My daughter said the Roma pizza was cardboard-a-licious, she’s not wrong and it’s not a bad thing!

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Did some cool tricks on a tech deck over the weekend.

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“If you don’t do anything, nothing will happen”. -Whitey- Side Street Cafe. Bar Harbor, Maine

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@darinolson Room temp is buttery. Efficient to chug 33.8 fluid ounces within 30 seconds 4-6 times daily. #pro

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@jakedanielson55 @tgrages Legit offering from Blessid, Every time I hear Hey Leonardo, it’s makes me feel as good as it did the first time I heard it.

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@jakedanielson55 all these years, how did we not have Walk on The Ocean by Toad The Wet Sprocket on the timeless boner jams list?!?!? I mean Toad absolutely slaps, we were napping on this one. https://t.co/ngqcFlupqa

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@darinolson Wait, it’s not!?

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@darinolson Only acceptable to wear upside down and backwards, of course.

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@darinolson Counter productive to my workflow. Have to piss approximately every 30 minutes.

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@PGATOUR @attbyronnelson Seemed like a very quick “and back to you” on his post win interview. Congrats to K.H. Well deserved win.

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@darinolson Canadians moved in.