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I'm here to rock the human race.

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@BurtonNernie @MarcoFoster_ @Acosta He was once served up a bowl of mashed potatoes directly onto his shitty little head by his now deceased brother. That needed to happen more often.

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@PirateSteveYar @LqLana And today, they’d be Republicans. In both cases, they were conservatives.

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@JDCocchiarella Bobo was surprised by the uninvited hand on his bum.

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@StephenKing Once he’s in prison, Steve…

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@hasanthehun Maybe he's mad because of the unnatural quality of his new hairline?

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@hasanthehun I wasted time reading his article about it. His writing style can best be compared to that smug classmate you had in the 10th Grade who called themselves a libertarian.

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@Imposter_Edits I wish at least one of the kids has recorded the instructor and cop with their phones. In those track pants, we'd probably be able to tell how much he "enjoys" his work.

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@Imposter_Edits Related: https://t.co/hBO3dQfGmY
It's not far from where Jim Jordan tried to cover up sex abuse of college athletes.

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@spygirlpix Keeping up appearances…

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@mattgaetz @mattgaetz…why? Looking to crash a slumber party to live out a pizza delivery guy fantasy?

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@mattgaetz @mattgaetz : Why’s that, Matt? Hoping to cuddle up to some lonely high-schoolers?

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@RonFilipkowski Yes. Yes he does.

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@JoyAnnReid No. Boring AF. Hollywood kissing its own ass.

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@JasonSCampbell Once again, this guy earns the definition of “Santorum”.

https://t.co/EDk23BOvjK

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@KeithOlbermann Wait, who is it? The suspense is killing me!!

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@HamillHimself, have you ever done karaoke to Weird Al’s “Yoda”? If so, I think you might single-handedly heal the nation if you shared video of it.

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@JonFlan But, I want to see him get served papers and/or arrested at 12:01!

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@tedcruz @AOC Spin it how you like, Ted. Everybody knows all you’re doing is giving oxygen to Trump’s fraudulent claims of fraud so that you can cynically attempt to pick up some of his wayward supporters. You’re one of the co-signers of yesterday’s violence.

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@tedcruz This is on you, Ted. You fed this monster. Now, clean up after it.

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@kwelkernbc A supporter of President Trump sits inside Speaker Pelosi's office.