Chris Gionas

Hockey / Comedy / Capital Markets

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

Big egos are made of glass. Smaller ones are made of iron. Which would you prefer?

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

@JesseBWatters Hey Jesse how’s everything in MAGA Land? Everything looks to be swell. I’m so glad your stable genius is winning the war In Iran with his 4D chess and expert negotiating. Keep up the balanced reporting, you rock!

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

@RedDogT3 Nah Reddog it didn’t. Not when you guys have the hottest goalie in the tournament 🥲😢. No Gold metal game should be settled by a 3 on 3

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

I know it’s embarrassing and shameful now but I assure you it’s hilarious, you just don’t know it yet

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

Finally someone said it

[Eamon Javers @EamonJavers]

Remember- China has a lot of options for retaliation beyond tariffs. That’s why experts are nervously watching the Treasury markets, where yields are going up sharply. A meltdown there could be extremely bad for the US. As of December, China owned $759 billion in Treasuries.

[litquidity @litcapital]

When you wanted to bring back manufacturing jobs to the US but you lost your overpaid, cushy powerpoint / excel job and now gotta hit the assembly line

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

“The _________ treats us very bad and unfairly, therefore we must extort them by the threat of economic warfare”

Insert any country name that he wants something from @realDonaldTrump

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

Trump: *comes in like a bull in a china shop destroying life-long alliances and agreements*

“And another thing….: NO MORE PAPER STRAWS”

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

President Donald Trump says paper straws “don’t work,” creating new turmoil for U.S. straw manufacturers. Guy Spinelli, who runs Boss Straw, says the president's executive order on paper straws has put his business at risk of shutting down. https://t.co/rXUZak9Atc

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

@oldturtle77 @WarClandestine Nobody is stupid enough to get into a war except the US, it’s like their side-hobby

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

@JKash000 @WarClandestine Russia just tried to re-draw the map and invaded a country, for the first time in decades most NATO members are hitting 2% targets. What if NATO is needed now more than ever and you’re actually just a very special person

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

What Trump and Vance just did was embarassing, but also, if I may ask: Why is Zelensky dressed like he was going to The Olive Garden?

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

@ArnulfoCarden17 @JustinTrudeau 😂😂😂😂 *Trudeau announces hes going to do the exact thing he already announced on january 3rd not a thing more*

MAGA Fans: WE DID IT GUYS! ANOTHER W! WOHOOOO

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

@Sid_Seixeiro Sid, I gotta subsidize this girls spending at Sephora by paying for the date? I dont even like girls wearing makeup, who signed off on that expense!?
Also, the person who asks out the other will always be the guy, let's be real.

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

Since there’s not enough quality agitators in the NHL I’m basically stuck watching YouTube clips of Sean Avery yelling at people in his bike lane

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

When learning another language your mother tongue temporarily gets worse. How do I know? Just tried to spell “ate” like “eate” #EnglishIsHard

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

@BlackGoldBlue6 @bruce_arthur Buddy is reaching HARD here trying to get people against Dougie Ahahah dumbest argument ever

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

Did I just get to cold-open one of the most listened-to radio shows in all of italy? Yeah I guess I did. #LaZanzara #Roma #Milano #ItaloCanadese #LiMortacciTua

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

The irony of your huge ass Excel file crashing and getting lost all because you tried to press “save”

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

Me having a 5 minutes flirty convo with two cute Persian girls at the gym, then saying “bye” while immediately walking into a bench.

[Chris Gionas @chrisgio88]

@RampCapitalLLC Boxing, gym and improv. classes