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@WriteEditPJ Someone tried.
I lost my temper with them.
Didn’t try again.

Many years later I required anger management lessons so …

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@xxhyxo That’s not the FBI. That’s the Winchester’s. 😀

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@Matt_Pinner No. Fucking. Way! 😂

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@ttbs1livec58408 @FlavoPila @spikejp @TiceRichard Your last sentence WAS an insult.

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@Christo03770888 Not only remember it but my two (late) cars were called sapphire and steel. Used to be fun going to the vets and seeing how many recognised the names.

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@Christo03770888 Anyone else concerned by the fact he was clearly awake?

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@Parody_PM The Shitboy Three.

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@Amazingeye55 It’s a rat.
Sorry.
Where I worked once had a MAJOR rat problem so we were banned from calling them such on the sales floor. They became known as cauliflowers.
Customers had no idea what we were on about 😂

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@ttbs1livec58408 @spikejp @TiceRichard That’s a fair point but doesn’t address surgeries. How many of those should he have had? How many has he had?

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@Christo03770888 Loved the sherbet. Hated the liquorice. That went in the bin 😂

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@ThatEricAlper It’s a soundtrack to a film I can’t rave about enough but it’s absolutely fantastic and every song is amazing.

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@DannyDrinksWine Too many to name.

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@LoveTherapis1 Yeah… about that… 😂

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@LoveTherapis1 Well if I didn’t they’d grow mould.

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@Ashy_slashee My favourite line has always been ‘look at that (holding out a hand) steady as a rock’ closely followed with ‘but i shoot with this hand (wildly flapping said hand about). Always cracks me up even though i know what’s coming.

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@OsteopathTish @StephenORahilly You’re an idiot.

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@TYLERSTRON My earliest memory is a giant bear hitting a man in a dress. Can you guess?

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@hashjenni Doctor Who. I’ve been a fan since i was 3 and that was a very very long time ago so I’m talking original series.

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@UKBackintheDay2 Well it’s not the best from the album but it’s Kate so it has to be running up that hill.