Chris Goddard

Lead engineer at @CAAIResearch. Owner @goodkiwillc. Formerly @political_data, @dccc ‘20 and @bluestate. My dog thinks I’m great.

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

2026: Hold my beer...

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

Yeah... totally not suspicious at all. As we all know... Wall Street is always interested in helping out the little guy.

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

NEW: Fidelity lowers the minimum account requirement for the SpaceX IPO from as high as $500,000 to just $2,000.

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

“Circumstances pertaining to government” is now the excuse I use to get out of anything

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump announces he will not attend his son's wedding

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

The guy negotiates international diplomacy like he’s trying to stiff a granite counter supplier from New Jersey. What do people expect?

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

What just happened?

Yesterday, at 8:45 AM ET, Iran's Foreign Minister Araghchi announced that the Strait of Hormuz was "completely open" for all commercial vessels.

At 9:06 AM ET, President Trump thanked Iran for reopening the Strait.

Then, at 10:20 AM ET, Trump said Iran and the US were working together to remove all mines from the Strait of Hormuz.

Between 10:40 AM ET and 12:00 PM ET, President Trump said Iran agreed to "never close the Strait again" and to "suspend its nuclear program indefinitely."

Suddenly, at 6:14 PM ET, Iran's Speaker of the Parliament said Trump made "seven claims in one hour, all seven of which were false."

Now, Iran has CLOSED the Strait of Hormuz again and oil tankers are being struck.

What just happened behind the scenes?

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

@Mr_Correckt @YIMBYLAND Time. Biggest constraint on any campaign is time. AI tools can save massive amounts of time on certain tasks - therefore you have more time for other things.

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

Software and data engineering (major cost and always under resourced in campaigns), automatic translation of campaign messaging into different languages, ad copy variation generation for digital ads, research, media monitoring, bulk categorization and annotation for contribution data… literally hundreds of ways

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

@blackboxme @NatPurser So just mandating people use inferior tools…

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

Absolutely ridiculous. Do we have a losing kink? https://t.co/G3Q1hYSizH

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

https://t.co/2Pfiac1pV9

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

@FarmingBread @betterCalll_Sol @PredictFolio @Kalshi @Polymarket @SECGov That’s literally what some of CEOs of these markets have been saying - that insider trading is good

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

That’s one way to go I guess…

[Robby Soave @robbysoave]

The Democratic Party has Epstein Derangement Syndrome

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

It must be be really bad

[Commentary Donald J. Trump Truth Social Posts On X @TrumpTruthOnX]

The United States Munitions Stockpiles have, at the medium and upper medium grade, never been higher or better - As was stated to me today, we have a virtually unlimited supply of these weapons. Wars can be fought “forever,” and very successfully, using just these supplies (which are better than other countries finest arms!). At the highest end, we have a good supply, but are not where we want to be. Much additional high grade weaponry is stored for us in outlying countries. Sleepy Joe Biden spent all of his time, and our Country’s money, GIVING everything to P.T. Barnum (Zelenskyy!) of Ukraine - Hundreds of Billions of Dollars worth - And, while he gave so much of the super high end away (FREE!), he didn’t bother to replace it. Fortunately, I rebuilt the military in my first term, and continue to do so. The United States is stocked, and ready to WIN, BIG!!! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP

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[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

@Ryandally08 @TraitorCrater @bennyjohnson @Slaughtertrades So… we don’t care about the rules? Or we do? Or only when it’s convenient?

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

There was always going to be consequences to electing dumb, craven, immoral and greedy people to positions of unchecked power. It's honestly incredible it took this long.

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

Remember when this app was useful during important news events?

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

One for the ages...

[Jonathan Karl @jonkarl]

Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack.

"The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

We have always been at war with Eastasia

[House Foreign Affairs Committee Majority @HouseForeignGOP]

Thank you, @POTUS.

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

Any staffers still working for this man should seriously consider whether they want a future in democratic politics or not.

[U.S. Senator John Fetterman @SenFettermanPA]

Committed Democrat here.

I’m a hard no.

My vote is Operation Epic Fury. 🇺🇸

[Chris Goddard @chrisgoddard]

🤣

[Lee Edwards @terronk]

Sam deserves a lot of credit for sticking to his principles here when he could have instead thrown his direct competitor under the bus and easily won a large competitive bid.

I don’t really care if you agree with his politics or not. You have to admire his courage of conviction.