My parlay on Kalshi ๐
Haaland ๐ฏ
Vinicius โก๏ธ
Both Teams To Score ๐ค
Riding the transition volatility today. Letโs hunt. ๐ธ #WorldCup2026
EZ MONNNEEEEYYYYY ๐ค๐ค
We donโt guess, we execute. ๐ฎโ๐จ
Absolute clinic on Kalshi for the World Cup knockouts. Hit the 5-leg AND the 6-leg back-to-back. Mexico advanced, Over 1.5 cashed, and the books paid up.
Over $1,100+ paid out this morning. Who else was on these lines? ๐ธโฝ๏ธ
Tunisia's defense is in complete disarray (conceded 5 to Sweden, 4 to Japan) and now they face an elite Dutch attack hungry for goal differential. Netherlands needs to clear the board to outpace Japan for the top seed. Over 3.5 Goals is the play on Kalshi. ๐ฅโฝ๏ธ
Major tactical pivot in the Canada/Swiss match. Midfield scratches (Eustรกquio/Konรฉ) forced Canada into a deep 4-4-2 low block just looking for the point to win Group B.
Safe perimeter possession for Switzerland but zero bite. Scalped my pre-match positions and hammered the Draw at 40ยข on @Kalshi. Pure volume play. ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ #CANSUI #SportsTrading
A Brazilian psychic teared up while claiming that aliens will invade the Brazil vs Scotland match at the World Cup
She says UFOs will abduct players and hundreds of fans from the stadium
Major tactical pivot in the Canada/Swiss match. Midfield scratches (Eustรกquio/Konรฉ) forced Canada into a deep 4-4-2 low block just looking for the point to win Group B.
Safe perimeter possession for Switzerland but zero bite. Scalped my pre-match positions and hammered the Draw at 40ยข on @Kalshi. Pure volume play. ๐จ๐ฆ๐จ๐ญ #CANSUI #SportsTrading
Locking in my position for Both Teams to Score (BTTS) on Kalshi for the Norway vs Senegal game.
Currently sitting at 58% chance.
Norway is coming off a massive 4-1 blowout win over Iraq. Expecting Haaland to score .
Senegal lost their opener 3-1 to France, but they proved they can penetrate elite defenses. They have to push forward and attack to keep their tournament alive.
Do you know that a man is the only mammal who can never be 100% sure his child is his?
A woman knows the baby is hers; it came out of her. A man has to take it on Faith.
This creates a deep, evolutionary anxiety called "Paternity Uncertainty.''
It is why men are so protective over their partners. It is why female infidelity hurts men differently than male infidelity hurts women.
For a woman, cheating is a betrayal of love. For a man, cheating is a betrayal of his legacy, tricking him into spending his life and resources raising another man's DNA. It is the ultimate biological theft.
Paternity fraud should be illegal and should be punishable by the law
The people of Venezuela are thanking President Trump.
The people of Venezuela are thanking the United States.
The people of Venezuela are celebrating in the streets.
My Venezuelan friends are celebrating today.
For years, theyโve watched and experienced their countryโs collapse, lost family members to starvation and lack of medicine, had to flee with nothing, seen their life savings evaporated by hyperinflation, and lived in fear for years.
This is the end of a nightmare that destroyed their country and scattered families worldwide.
Maduro is gone. However it happened, itโs an enormous weight lifted.
Their happiness is absolutely valid.