Chris Green

Knackered old man lover of food and tv,father of five and husband of one.Supporter of Scunthorpe United Football Club and a Pet Shop Boys fanatic

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@PaddyMcGuinness let the fish cake see the chips #chippytea

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WTF happen here I can't remember whacking it off anything

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@MissJamieLea91

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@TSBible @LegoFosuMental what a twat

[Football Hub @FootbalIhub]

Best striker in EPL?

RT - Harry Kane
LIKE - Jamie Vardy

[Chris Green @chrisgreen1407]

@MissJamieLea91 if I was a girl it would be hand in top all night

[90s Football @90sfootball]

Which duo were better?

Retweet for Shearer & Sutton
Favourite for Cole & Yorke

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@MissJamieLea91 it's still moving #Alive

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@Coral Ian Ormandroyd

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@CW_TheFlash you have more breaks then a Snooker player why is this plz

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Good Morning World

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Watched London has fallen earlier and what a great film @GerardButler 10/10

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@sheebagee @Craigthefub no he's coming back to Glanford Park

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@MissJamieLea91 not anymore #Andrex

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@MissJamieLea91 no make up ;-) x

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@Warrantywise 12/16

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@MissJamieLea91 yeah just in YouTube watching fireman Sam with kids

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@MissJamieLea91 lol u OK Fawcett's Sister