Chris Hansen

Retired software testing professional, current seeker of truth & peace, husband of HWMBO. I don't read testing tweets, so don't connect if you're a tester. Thx.

[Chris Hansen @chrishansenhome]

@jonk I blame you 😜. I woke up last night dreaming of buying a Reuben sandwich and realised I was having a hypo. Drank juice and dreamt of Reubens no longer.

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@RobertGReeve When I was a kid in Mass in the 1950’s the local candy store sold sour and dill pickles for 5 cents. The pickle was given to you in a pickle-sized paper bag. No KoolAid pickles tho.

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@asianwolfy Nice tan line.

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@asianwolfy I miss the rest of you.

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@Sgboy01 You’ve got a gusher for a plumber! Call him the next time you want to be tapped.

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@Sgboy01 Cherish the smoothness!

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@Sgboy01 That’s for sure! You make them GUSH!

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@jonk By the metre, it seems.

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@Sgboy01 I couldn’t see, was too dark and I wanted to sleep, not leer at them.

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@ChasteGaymer @Sgboy01 Teeth. Upper front teeth.

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@ChasteGaymer @Sgboy01 Yes. Seriously.

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@Sgboy01 😢😢😢😢😢

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@jonk Either too long (they should have said so) or no special characters (more likely). A plague of locusts on them!

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@asianwolfy Shave?

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@jonk It’s the shade.

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@jonk I thought it said “autopsy extraction”. Cleaned my glasses.

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@Sgboy01 Prostatitis used to be called the “Priest’s Disease” as it comes from not emptying it regularly.