Chris Hardwick

if practice makes perfect i’m practice’s baby

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

When the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse tongue kiss under a blood moon, they Captain Planet into JD Vance

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

Coffin? No thanks. Bury me in a giant jar of Trader Joe’s garlic eggplant spread.

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

uh oh. looks like the script for MORBIUS (2022) has leaked

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

@PropStream @k9sforwarriors 🦮🐕🐩🐶🐕‍🦺🌭

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

@Skorcch It’s more conclusive than your blogspot article 😂

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

Wikipedia confirmed: there are more wheels than doors. #teamdoors you’re wrong and silly and wrong. Sincerely, #teamwheels

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Give your Crunchwrap a gentle kiss before you eat it, it adds extra flavor.

[devon sawa @DevonESawa]

We should all at once shutdown our Facebook and move back to MySpace. Who’s with me?

[Angie Frissore @angiebulkeley]

One toke is all it takes to make you…

HOMICIDAL! 🤣🤣

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

PSA: Chocula is now going by Count Dabula and he really ROCKS THE CHOC!

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Diamonds are overrated.
Propose with a Sauce Packet instead.

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

@smartfinal explain yourself.

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

@HutDelaney It was actually just me in a hyper realistic mask

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

@HutDelaney @nuclearcomics legend

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

tried putting my hair in a bun for 15 minutes and this was the best attempt

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

face mask negatives: no one can see my beautiful face

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

face mask positives: it’s easy to tell when your breath smells like dog shit

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

@ryanlarson

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

@ryanlarson You fool, Natty Light Selzer is half the price and 6%

[Chris Hardwick @chrishardwick]

3 weeks ago I was a lazy shit with no friends; now I’m a responsible adult practicing social distancing. At least there’s a silver lining in all this.